All alone in here;

Looking for a competitive team to tryout/sub for. Quality player who knows the ropes. Just need a chance to play with organized people and a plan to follow. Can play Support & Assassin primarily. After that, I could be your Sniper, not terrible. I'm sitting aside my Gunner for a little bit, he is making me mad with the Slam = Xbox Crashes. Tank & Assault = Forgeddaboutit Brudda.

Hit me up in PM, or on Live @ Reanimated Ace.

Seriously though, if you are a quality competitive team in need of a replacement/sub, it's hard to find a free agent quite like me.

If you are a quality startup/new Clan/Team looking to fill one of the above mentioned voids, just let me know, and we'll see how we mesh.

P.S. Things you don't have to worry about with me, as well as all the other blah,blah.blah!blah?blah:blah*blah# that you have to teach the novices:

1) A support is TOTALLY the only person who should kill enemy pros, your shotgun is definitely the only tool you should be using in a Private match!

2) Assassins are most definitely the only solution for shooting at the moneyball with her shuriken launcher, forget about pushing bots, the moneyball has to drop EVENTUALLY!

3) Your sniper is supposed to stay in your base and shoot randomly at people that he cannot kill. The point is to scare them away anyways right? I mean, while the support is killing everyone with the shotgun, and your assassin is endlessly pinging away at the moneyball, the only thing left to do is stay home, set some traps next to your turrets, and just spin around shooting right? DEFENSE!

4) If you stopped reading my P.S. before now, your team isn't good enough for me to even want to play with you. Micky Cantor is ashamed of you for taking life seriously. By the way, as a human, your curfiew was over 5 minutes ago, and the Time Monitors are coming to haul you away to labor camps where you will spend all of eternity refilling robots fuel tanks and changing out lubricating fluids.

What the F*** is that supposed to mean?!

What the F*** is that supposed to mean?!