A Guide to the Gold Armor Support

A Guide to the Gold Armor Support.

I am an egotistical prodigy at this game, and I play support. How am I so damn good that nobody can beat me, do you ask? Well this is my guide.

Firstly, I base my entire playstyle around my endorsements: Gold Armor, Silver Rate of Fire, and Bronze Skill-Regen.

Secondly, I focus around not dying all game if I can help it. I run into the middle of stuff with a shotgun, my hhgun, or go boost for juice by taunting in front of bots or lazorblazors. I ignore being shot cuz I just have so much health, i'll survive anyway. I have plenty of health to do whatever I want.

In reality, i'm really just sloppy, probably moreso than you guys are. But my kd is... well, infinite because I have yet to die. Be like me, be good and choose Gold Armor!

Now, none of that was true. But lol and behold, you would have thought so, right? Why?

Because, like most politicians use the phrase 9/11 to make themselves look more intellegent, I used the tell-tale words of Professional MNC Players: Gold Armor.

In case you didn't realize, this thread makes no sense at all. But it shouldn't, which is why it's not in the Stradegy and Tactics subforum. Where it should be, is in the Feedback and Issues area, or the Wishlist area. Because its really a plea for good kids to stop thinking gold armor is easy win, or to instead make it a percent extra health to a pro based off of their base health, or literally an armor value that reduces damage over range more, or just nerf it 25 HP plain and simple.

If everyone says its this good, and they even vouch that no other endorsements match up to it in a 1v1 match, then its overpowered. Thank you, thank you for your time.

i hope you're next to get banned.

LOL

Bro, Kckzi is so much better than you at this game.

Please go away now.

lol, you know i posted something in the wishlist section today too.

maybe you can save some of this, and post it in there. nobodys trolled it yet.

ok bye

NOOOOOO!!!!! PEACHY, NEVER LEAVE.

I will edit it now, to avoid confusion over who I think stinks at this game and should leave the forums.

go away, i swear to God i will use it, and you will melt like the wicked witch.



everyone above me is just upset that their free kills for using gold armor are going to evaporate post-nerf. dont mind them.

Bro, to put it nicely, you could stand to listen to some of Kckzi's tips.

Hey, bro. Leave the trolling to me and Peachy.

fixed that for yall.

I hate to say it, Bro, but this post is about as cool as... well...

... as those shades.

:lol:

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just they're...

:lol: :geek: :lol:

Sorry, really, I'm sorry.

Guys, let it go. He can state his opinion if he wants to (though I wish he had more tact and was less... annoying). There's enough people who will take my advice seriously. Sadly, I wrote the guide for people like Bro who are in the FN cup who haven't had a lot of practice against higher level players and because there seems to be an increase interest in private games.

Imma just be honest bro, Coug right. Bro what team are you even on, i wouldnt know i dont keep track of players who aren't good.

okay, so i discontinued posting in kckzi's thread. i come here to post my opinion instead. and... oh no, here they come following me...



dont even need to say what that is, after all, an obvious ______ is obvious.

but yeah, thats cool. im just enjoying these while i extract some upk's. there are some neat stuff in them.

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