12/29/10 - The Day the Assassins Took Over MNC

MNC discounted = bunch of new players = bunch of Assassins cluelessly running into bases full of turrets

Let's get some private matches going today. We need some shelter to hide from this outbreak.

my firebases are going to be having a good time for the next few weeks. Newb assassins are the equal to hannah montana in her halloween ninja outfit. haha. On a serious note though, Miley is so friggin hot and I like her bong.

I think my Shotgun just got an erection.....

You could also roll support with Shaveice/Rockets/Firebase to make sure the new assassins learn to fear turrets. Or just have some Tank - Assassin BBQ's....

Looks like it's tank time, yo.

Yep. Tank has never been better. 'Tis a good time for host jetgun. :mrgreen:

Nah nah nah you have it all wrong. SMG/Flak Sniper.

Someone invite me to a game.. pub or private

FREE GUNNER GRAPPLES ANYONE?

I hate all of you. I'm on Christmas Vacation in Florida for another week without my xbox. Damn it, they better still be n00bs when i get home

No. We're taking all of them.

All you need to do is pick up each and every assassin and direct them to the nearest dumpster wear they belong. If not you can always toss them right into the trash.

a few smg bullets + lvl1 b grapple + smg grapple +(if she didn't get heck yeah'd) melee

My favorite way to kill Assassins is to lean her over and stick it in. My bullets I mean.

i love all my face grapple kills i'm getting on them

My favorite way is to run around in circles holding the right trigger with assassin. For some reason when I do that, noob assassins can't grapple me.

I'd much rather shelf my assassin and go tank if it means two other people on my team are *sigh* assassin.

Time to tell them what charge 3 does to assassins.

Nothing.

Charge 3 is a terrible upgrade against armored players, charge 2 has no grapple animation, and you can immediately shoot them afterwards. Charge 2 has quite a bit of knockback if you use it right.

He's talking about tanks, not assaults.

Ha, I'll go crazy when people say Lvl 3 charge assault > Level 2. Sorry.