You know you've been playing too much MNC when...

...When your glasses get covered in rain and your first thought is "This will make seeing cloaked Assassins a bit harder..."

This. WAY too often.

When you try to deploy infront of a traffic light to get juice, but then realise you can buy juice from shops.

When your inner voice (your conscience) sounds like Mickey Cantor!!

When faced with a tough decision, the angel and the devil appear on your shoulders in the forms of Red and Blue Pit Girls!!

When you are makin love to your woman and all you can think of is the assassin's sweet A$$!!

You have burnt in ghost images of MNC on your TV.

You post a picture of yourself without a shirt on.

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Oh? You mean the last picture I had of myself? Which, in all honesty, isn't too very recent. My hair is 8 inches long in the back, just past shoulder length. My hair is 6 inches in the front, to my upper lip. I'll get a bunch of new pictures soon.

I'm waiting with bated breath.

These: ALL THE TIME.

When your armpit and pube smell starts smelling like bacon? Yea I went there

When you recognize this thread has a similar title with one that was made many months ago.
Also when your driving and you look at your gas gauge and think, I need to get some juice soon.

I haven;t had a disk in my xbox for like 2 weeks, while still playing 6 days a week.

I keep noticing that when I see people standing on a lower level (e.g. coming down a staircase), I instantly think PANCAKE!

Also, if I see anyone sitting or standing still it makes me think of the sniper headshot "Ding!". Especially when people are standing in a line, I think; Triple headshot!

Don't let other people know this. They may make you out as a psycho. Lolz.

Thinking of headshots. That's loony. O well, better to be in video games than in real life. Better off being clones than real people.

When you get bored of this game in only <4 matches.

When you ask your boy/girlfriend if they're bursting full of the juices when you want to make sweet love down by the fire.

I do this one on a regular basis. She isn't a fan.

Playing Fallout: New Vegas and someone is describing a "demon" saying "It's just a shimmer in the air, like the sun shining on the ocean..." and I though of a cloaked Assassin.

when someone's phone goes off next to me, I instantly think assasin and wanna give them a HAPPY MEAL. (what I call when the sniper uses the level one grapple, heck ya, to melee combo while the person on the recieving end just sits there and takes all three waiting for thier toy)