Metal Planet

theres only one logical answer here. the Mikey Cyrus inspired "wrecking ball"

now we just need an appropriately dressed commander to match.

I'd make a montage of smashes with that in the background but if I had that song touch my HDD in area outside my temporary cache I might have to set it on fire out of mercy.

I think "Attitude Adjuster" suits it better

Benign Exploration Construct.

Friendly ball bearing*



*definately NOT a superweapon, pay no attention to the annihilaser catalysts they are merely for show, will not destroy planets under any circumstances.

It shall be named Vogon Poetry.

Ball of steel.

What if metal planets are a part lf project NEST. Think about how OP they are, requiring mo recharge. The humans would just go around blowing **** up.

"Don't Panic" in a big, friendly, reassuring font.

That, or "nothing to worry about"

Suggestions on that note:

1. Death Metal Planet
2. Heavy Metal Planet

And a few of mine:
1. Construct-A-Laser-Platform Planet
2. Boombot Planet (Change the laser to a single small boombot that is launched to blow up the planet upon impact) This would be funny in the same kind of unexpected way you saw that single firework launched in Coneheads If this doesn't happen, someone needs to make a mod You'll be thinking "ooh, a boombot, what's that gonna do?...oh...sh**"

I just thought of something.
1: rename T1 tank ant again
2: name metal planets "magnifying glass"
3: ???
4: profit

1: ???
2: No.

1. Rekt

The 'Annihilaser' is pretty good.

Any name would need to sound good with 'The' in front of it, whilst also being easy to refer to in plural.

Hence classical names like 'Icarus' and 'Odin' might not be up to it.
(When I was a kid I read the 'Mortal Engines' quartet and 'ODIN' stood for 'Orbital Defence Initiative'.)

That said, saying 'Odin online' does sound quite cool.

But hey. It's a toss up between cliche Classical names, Metal music names, Sci-Fi names and cheesy Annihilation/Awesome based names.
I think Uber are pretty comfy in the last of these, and wouldn't have it any other way.

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The GG-Gun?

Battlestar might already be copyrighted?