Achievement Generator Thread

Was going to make a similar joke but while typing noticed "a new message has been posted. would you like to view them?"

Damn ninjas man.

Good luck proving it. Law is a fickle thing.

I'd rather not risk it personally. To rest me case: I wanted to point it out, nothing more. No need to continue derailing the thread

Technophobe:
Win a game using only Tech 1 units.

Absurd Abshmured:
Beat the AI on Absurd level difficulty

"Groundphobia"
Did not build a single bot or tank

"I'm taking you with me!"
Caused an enemy commander to die by your own death

*Terraphobe

Or "Ant or Bust".

Left the door wide open:
Use an enemy teleporter.

N00b:
Lose a game.

Casual:
Lose 50 games.

Scrub:
Lose 100 games.

/troll/

Death from above
Destroy a total 50 buildings with an SXX

Somebody called an exterminator?
launch a total of 1000 nukes

It's a world of (s)laughter after all!
Win a 10 player ffa on a single size 200 (or smaller) planet

Mission impossible
Reclaim an enemy commander

Crazy experiment
Destroy everyone, including yourself, with a single planet smash (resulting a draw)

The plains of death
Kill a 100 units with mines in a single game

I can see my house from here
Construct 50 radar satellites, across any amount of games

Not so fast
Destroy an SXX with an umbrella

more to come!

edit: changed nuke achievement name

Name doesn't really fit. Needs something like "Fallout" or "I Love The Bomb".

Agreed, I was thinking of something else.

Somebody called an exterminator?

How dare you.

squishypon3:
Lose 5000 games.

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How bout "Irradiated"

& I just noticed that you gave me the proper phobia I wanted, thanks!

Total Fail-ination:
Lose 500 games

What is the point in having achievements that are based on just simply using the basic features of a game?

Achievements should be hard to get, they should say something about how good you are.

Instead of achievements, I'd like to see some analysis run after the game is finished and trophies given out for most aggressive player, most efficient economy, best turtle etc. Each time you receive one it goes on your record. That way, when you look at a players profile, you can see what kind of player they are and how good they are at it.

If that doesn't satisfy you (and it won't I'm sure of it) then sure, add achievements in, but realise that people will just start games against friends to try and unlock every achievement and once they have they will quit the game because they will consider it complete.

I say good riddance, those types of people never really participate anyways, so who cares about them?

And this isn't playstation network, we don't work with "trophies"

Because achievements can be silly too, like killing an enemy commander with your own explosion. Also- most people are suggesting things like collect up 5000 units at one time in a game, launch 1000 nukes in total, etc... to me that's an achievement.