Disgruntled about the relative lack of female units in this game

Obvious satire is obvious.

Ofc theyre all male, theyre robots, its about efficiency =O
You cant have robots n buildings dont workin for a couple days in the month because oil keeps on leaking

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents

You forgot the last part: the FBI are children.

That sounds like an M. Night Shyamalan movie's twist.

(he's the one with bad twists, right? Bleh, I can't remember, he makes bad movies anyway so it has it's affect.)

It isn't that far fetched, It's just alluding to children who claim they have power or authority to be 'cool' or be taken seriously
Maybe I should have said 'and navy seals are children' instead.

Get your facts:

M. Night Shyamalan is an Indian-American film writer, director, producer, and - in a shocking plot twist - he's been dead for his entire career.

Shyamalan was born Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan. If you meet a one-eyed gypsy woman on a Tuesday in Philadelphia that speaks the secret language that his mysterious name comes from, she might just let you in the the SHOCKING hidden meaning of his name. SPOILER ALERT: One of his names means "pretentious." The other one, "twi--- No! Wait! I have said too much! Damn. TWIST ALERT: I am the one-eyed gypsy woman!

Shyamalan is well known for writing scripts with a wide range of plot styles, which span the entire spectrum from an end with a twist to a surprise finale. He is also famous for spellbinding movie audiences with high-energy storytelling and rapid. Rhythmic. Staccato. Dialogue.

Also known to everyone except Shyamalan himself is that his work is what you get when you throw lots of money at every other naive film school dipshit sitting in coffee shops all over Philly. But after I made that last piece-of-**** movie it really started to sink in just how contrived and... I mean! Nevermind. Shhh! No twist here. I am not Shyamalan... or am I?

Awww... one day someone will fall for that! And when they do... Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Even the mods are trolling!

We're doooooommmmmeeeed!

Now, to be normal, this thread should be deleted really, it's a little too far out of acceptable in my opinion, but having fun is good every now and then!

Edit: is the default text size 3.5? Jeez!

I'll just leave this ole thing here - https://forums.uberent.com/threads/...emale-units-and-commanders-in-the-game.43644/

this is ummm.. stupid... maybe its meant as a joke considering whats been going on the media about lack of female characters in series such as Assassins Creed and obviously posted to get a reaction but just stupid wrong game for that as everything is mechanized, there is no genda neither male or female. There is intelligence, and they build. That is it.

Wait ... so Polygon.com is satire? Well that explains it.

This is stupid, and yes, I realise it's satire.
Delete it please.