Fire.

NOO! save UberEnt!

My stoned brain had an idea i would like to share with you:

- At the moment the most efficient way to make energy from sunlight is using plants afaik. Maybe it would be cool to have some sort of infrastructure that can be added near, under, to or in a forest to make it generate energy like a solar panel using sunlight. A Bio-energy field to power an army of robots. Also cool that your enemy then can reclaim your trees, or set them ablaze to lower your eco. For balance its probably best that its cheap and it gives a good amount if there is a dense forest, but also it must be in someway hard to defend.

One of us! One of us!

You cant make thread titles like this. I thought for sure that there had been a fire in the Uber offices or something.

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT damn son.

Also i assume this means flame thrower for commanders confirmed right ?

Now all I need is a lava shooting unit...

Look at this. ... Forrest of puns.

Maybe throw in a couple of dragons for size.

*Robot dragons.

No, don't do it! We want you to merge your changes to the trunk.

Cybranosaurs!

Well... I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd like to see some shield in the game. Come at me, gentlemen. I'm under a T3 shield as we speak. Do your best.

Shield against THIS!

Well, sir... you win this round.

3D ??

thought this might be appropriate.

Code:

http://youtu.be/qNxRYMZLRSU?t=1m42s

Almost forgot about that show

Also, pine progress!

dude there's 45 episodes now and they just don't stop getting better!

Its just that they so suddenly disappeared from the Escapist (just like Unforgotten Realms, which I think is arguably even better )

but lets not get off-topic, that wood be a shame

So uh...
This isn't pun related but...
When reading this thread the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" came to mind.
Then, over the course of a few hours I came up with lyrics for a (sub-par) PA version of it.
I'm weird.

"Invictus of Legonis, Inquisitor Nemicus, Metrarch the Machinist, Osiris the rev.
Commanders, conflicting interests, it's survival of the fittest, nukes are flying, planets smashing, only one can live.

Now they come to fight, and to show off their might.
One star, one planet, with a moon orbiting it.
Fabbers sent out to claim land around a grassy plain.
Bombers from the fog of war come for an expansion hit.

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting, it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
(We) Just control the battles started in Seattle.

The shellers are rolling out, engineers are all about.
Trying to protect the base from the enemy.
Also up eco, get a nuke fo sho'.
Maybe even take moon "Kiriyi".
Attack in range, several units are exchanged.
Defenses are dwindling, but more units incoming.
Oh crap, eco stall, no build power at all.
Now here comes the comm snipe, gunships suck amirite?

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
Just control the battles started in Seattle.

Moon's now claimed by a comm this match won't last very long.
Nuke launch on a space with quite a large base.
Gets shot down, of course, defense sends invasion force.
What a joke, oh wait shite, are those laser satellites?!

Now two remain on here, main planet "Tenethir".
(I) Spoke too soon, Aeson flew over to the moon.
Porters are put down, engineers are all around.
They start taking metal so now they have settled.

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
Just control the battles started in Seattle.

Invasion alert-- Oh wait downed by anchors
Battle is slow, most plans are a no-go
Yet they try it all but fail, it's come down to plan hail
Fabbers queued up, first construct anti-nucks

Once done, move onto all the halleys in that queue
IF WE CAN'T, WIN THE MATCH, WE MUST AT LEAST KILL THAT SNATCH!

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
Just control the battles started in Seattle.

They try with all their might to make the asteroid sit tight
(their) Efforts won't block their world from being rocked
Launching missiles, SXX, defenses just reject
Commander reviews again, all is going just as planned
Six out of ten are complete metal will never deplete
There is nowhere to run, this match is now done
Final engine is complete, target locked on enemy
Asteroid flies, no debate, this ends in a stalemate!

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
But I do admit it's awesome to fight on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
Just control the battles started in Seattle.

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
Just control the battles started in Seattle.

We didn't start the comm war.
They were always fighting it was quite the sighting.
We didn't start the comm war.
Just control the battles started in Seattle."
...yyyeahhh...
*walks away awkwardly*

You and me are weirdly in sync... but I was just going to set the world on fire, and then decline responsibility.

I guess I should stop with the arbortrary tree puns. Manuka pun can be the last. Sorry guys :/