Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Discussion in 'Unrelated Discussion' started by Geers, April 10, 2014.

  1. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    We all know someone was going to do it eventually. So here we go.

    Here's my brilliant theory: Instrument failure mislead the pilots, they flew into the middle of nowhere, ran out of fuel, crashed.

    Here's another one: electrical failure/malfunction causes them to turn around and try to head back to the airport. They miss because reasons, end up in the middle of nowhere, run out of fuel, crash.


    What do you think? Aliens? Pilot suicide? Remote hijack and landed on Diego Garcia? Old fashioned hijack? HAARP? US laser beam tests? Was their ever an MH370 at all?

    By the way, those are all theories people actually came up with in the comments section for this video:



    And I guarantee you, that even after the plane's found, after the wreckage is pulled up, after the official accident report is made, people will still yell "NO! BS! COVER-UP ILLUMINATI SPACE NAZI REPTILES RIGHT-WING US MILITARY!"

    Dammit I was going to add a pole.
  2. thebigpill

    thebigpill Well-Known Member

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    I think I might be going to hell
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  3. kazzymodus

    kazzymodus Active Member

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    Oh yes. Thousands of people starve to death every day but one missing plane and everyone goes beserk.

    They're dead. Moving on.
  4. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    You see, the thing is we know exactly why people starved to death. If the plane went down because of a design flaw in the plane, it could cripple the entire airline industry.
  5. tehtrekd

    tehtrekd Post Master General

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    It was obviously aliens.
    I mean come on, a plane turns for no reason, then disappears without a trace?
    ALIENS.
  6. patema

    patema Active Member

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    I think that the whole think was fake.
  7. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Why?
  8. patema

    patema Active Member

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    It's easy to track that "lost" plane down with today's technology.

    I don't really believe everything that I see in TV.
  9. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    No, it really isn't.

    The plane wasn't transmitting anything, so there's no way to know where it is when it's out of radar range

    It flew off-course, so finding it is much harder.

    It crashed in the middle of the ocean, oddly enough there isn't a whole lot of radar coverage there.

    Satellites do not have an automated "hey look I found something interesting!" alert, if you want to find wreckage in photos of ocean, you have to go back through the images taken and find it.

    Not to mention the plane's existence is proven by maintenance records, flight records, and people who were sitting in the control tower watching it take off.

    Why would anyone even bother faking it?
  10. Orome

    Orome Well-Known Member

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    They are trapped on an island or "lost" if you prefer.
  11. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    What island? Where?
  12. Orome

    Orome Well-Known Member

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    I was trying to make a joke about Lost.
  13. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    I had a suspicion you'd say that and I was going to tell you to do something to make it a little clearer...But I don't remember what it is...
  14. abubaba

    abubaba Well-Known Member

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    I think he knows something...
  15. arthursalim

    arthursalim Active Member

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    My vote goes for failure and hijack
    But my imagination thinks about aliens or conspiracy

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