Looking Forward to Many Many FanFictions

Writers, prepare your pens....

Just no slash please.

I've already started planning one. I'll probably wait until the polls are done before starting seriously though.

I for one will be interested to see how people try to shoehorn gore into the PA fanfiction.

"The Slammer only thought of pain as its gears/wires/machinery/maguffin/toaster was pulled out of its chest/torso/legs/head/emergency induction port."

Could we get some PA madlibs?

One day, the commander called ____ went to the planet _____.
Once there, the commander ______ and then ________. This caused the other commander on planet ________ (who was called _______) to get _______. This commander then ________ on commander ______'s planet, which lead to an all-out ______. Finally, a giant______ _______ into the planet, causing both commanders to ______.

Have fun!

No obscenities plz. ;-;



Now we just need some shipping

One day, the commander called William went to the planet Bob.
Once there, the commander exploded and then exploded again. This caused the other commander on planet Bob (who was called George) to get exploded a third time. This commander then exploded on commander Robert's planet, which lead to an all-out explosion. Finally, a giant explosion exploded into the planet, causing both commanders to explode.

WHAT!?

Best. Line. Evar.

+like.

This will be the official back story whenever I play.