I Punched a Bot (lyrics)

"I Punched a Bot" sang to the rhythm of "I Kissed a Girl"

This was never the way I played,
nor my invention.
I got so brave, juice in hand,
with some discretion.
Just not what I'm used to,
Just had to try it out.
So furious with you,
here's my rendition.

I punched a bot and I liked it,
the sight of my juice increasing.
I punched a bot, just to try it,
hope my friends won't mind it.
I felt so wrong,
but it felt so right,
Maybe now I'll win the fight.
I punched a bot and I liked it.
I liked it.

Yeah I know it's quite a shame.
It doesn't matter,
just an experimental game.
Don't be a hater.
Not what role
models do,
not how they should behave.
Those machines get so abused,
it's how you play.

I punched a bot and I liked it,
the sight of my juice increasing.
I punched a bot, just to try it,
hope my friends won't mind it.
I felt so wrong,
but it felt so right,
Maybe now I'll win the fight.
I punched a bot and I liked it.
I liked it.

Those bots are just so wonderful,
that trim, those plates, so punchable.
Just can't resist to punch them all.
I try to deny it,
ain't no big deal, I'm innocent.

I punched a bot and I liked it,
the sight of my juice increasing.
I punched a bot, just to try it,
hope my friends won't mind it.
I felt so wrong,
but it felt so right,
Maybe now I'll win the fight.
I punched a bot and I liked it.
I liked it.

Thank you for singing along everyone, I'm open to suggestions for more poorly written monday night combat themed spoofs. Bai!

OK, that was pretty good. Nice work.

A+ my fellow ludachristian

theres soo many people who tried it and liked it

Thank you fellows. I'll be looking for more bad songs to make worse.

you going to do whats your fantasy with bullseye?

Give it to me now
Give it to me now...

The idea was to alter the songs to something that one can relate to while playing the game, for comedic value, however I think you are the only one who has had intercourse with the mascot.

Kinda funny how this is the best topic in over a month

Well what everyone needs to do if they care, which they don't, but if they care kill the community with kindness instead of juice. "Hey good game, try doing <helpful hint here> next time!" It's not difficult to be polite, every one just tends to stray away from the idea.

Most of the forum kids are not juice chainers unless we are doing counter juice. Or drunk. We also have the highest portion of people who works toward a better community, and send the most compliments in general. Sure, plenty of trolling, some morons, and some people are part of the problem, but in general everyone is pretty cool.

I'm part of something yay!

I donkey punched bullseye and bacon dropped out...
what else do you expect him to do?
and juice dropped out from him too..