How to not empty out the lobby.

Why is the game dying?

Because no one wants to play a game where douche bags get to disrupt play.

Every lobby emptied out by bad behavior represents more players who will give up on this great game.

So i've made this little list of things you probably shouldn't do unless you're a nerd with no life whose only joy is trying to disrupt the recreational activity of others.

1. Glitches. Doesn't matter what kind, don't use them. I know you're mad that a new player did a taunt, I know you're mad because someone didn't tap the moneyball enough, etc, but you don't need to resort to petty cheating just because something bad happened. Summary: People who have lives outside video games don't cheat.

2. Spawn camping. Now you're laughing, "ha ha, if you can't kill me you deserve to get camped" etc, but unfortunately a child's logic only makes sense to other children, so the only people who are going to support you in this bad behavior are other people who do it. If your desire to disrupt someone else's game is so strong that you wish to prevent them from playing at all, you really should examine the unhappiness in your daily life making you act this way.

3. Juice chaining. If you need double damage to get kills in a shooter, you're bad at said shooter. If you need juice as a kill class to defend yourself from squishies, you're bad at kill classes, try something new. Juice in its current form is simply too powerful and too easy to acquire, using it marks you as something befitting the image of the stereotypical american, lazy, self indulgent, and utterly unapologetic despite the consequences for the community behind your actions.

4. Acting as if this game were your life. Standing in place and mortaring from across the map, spamming shots into a crevice on the off chance someone might be walking there, ending a match in less than 5 minutes, if you find yourself clutching your controller for dear life and gritting your teeth, if you're an assassin who just tags the moneyball instead of ever assassinating people, abusing every glitch and exploit you know to try and turn the game around, you need to stop, step back, and breathe instead.

Weird. CoD seems to keep tons of players and they have all these problems as well and on a grander scale.

I never run into juice or glitches in Black Ops 2.

They only exist outside of league play, nerd

Ain't no glitches in Black Ops 2, dis ain't no CoD4 modded ****.

I know I saw Jeff spawn mortaring in hardpoint

Plus you get juice really quick if you use mortars.

CoD has a huge population in which to hide the douches, drop in the bucket, the much smaller population in this game makes the influence of individual douches reach a larger percentage of the community.

the douches are there, you just don't know them by name

CoD there's a douche for every 50 players.

MNC there's a douche for every 10 players.

Now you're just being stupid.

You clearly haven't played enough CoD. In MW2 where in game chat was enforced in every lobby except ground war, there were douchebags/**** talkers/pub stompers in every single lobby. Noob tubers, one man army + danger close, marathon lightweight commando tactical knifers, killstreak claymore campers, dual model 1887s prepatch, etc etc. CoD is absolutely littered with people like this. By your definition of "cheap play" and "douchebags" CoD has at the very least 200% more per any ratio than MNC, its not even close

Think about it though - his statement is pretty close to accurate. In EVERY lobby that he is in, there is at least one douche...he is just calling it like he sees it. Stay classy.

Clevertoon

As an aside, I believe that marathon\lightweight\commando\combat knife is the reason so many people play assassin in MNC the way that they do...

That was MW2. In Black Ops 2 there are just **** talkers and douchebags. There's not really anything to abuse in gameplay.

Too bad you kids are too arrogant to want better.

You do such an outstanding job of improving the community.

Lol

I'm the only one trying.

What do you douches do when someone destroys a lobby? Find a new lobby, or worse, you join their party and make their ruination of the game even worse.

I tell them they're douches, refuse to listen to or acknowledge their statements, and generally make them aware of the sadness they're exuding from every pore.