Something Weird About Yourself

No, he's saying that things that make other people knee-jerk in reaction to being awkward or uncomfortable makes him instead twitch his neck.

Like how when you see someone utterly destroy their manly bits from a bad fall, you can't help but grab for your own.

She*

I confuse the sniper stuff with the other guy with the sniper stuff, kelleroid I think.

Yea, that's him.

I'm incredibly and undeniably sexy.

I can also lick my elbow.

I hate wearing shorts.

I have a mild phobia of my own anatomy.

Being aware that something is pressed up against my collar bone freaks me the f*** out. Pressure on the vein in your inner elbow that is normally used for blood donation and such makes me sweat. Applying pressure between my radius and ulna is almost enough to make me black out.

Jeez, now that I put it in writing it sounds a bit worse than a mild phobia.

jackin my swagger

shorts are terrible and i only wear them because of temperature rising

I know someone who has a phobia of choking on pubic hair.

My best friend has a crippling fear of seeing church bells. He can hear them without freaking out, but if he sees them, he has a full blown panic attack.

What...

He's a dead ringer for someone I know...

I love wearing shorts now. And skirts.
My legs are awesome.

Speaking of legs....

I naturally grow body hair very slowly, specifically arms and legs. I've been asked if I shave. I think it's a Samoan thing.

I can lick my heels too, but that's gross.

I can clap with one hand...

Isn't that a buddhist koan?

I never lie. There is no value in it. Including white lies.

Exception: Someone tries to harm me in any way.

You should read Kant's work on ethics then. You'd like it.

Also what about lies of omission? If you see someone fat in the street, will you yell at them JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE A FAT PIG SOMEONE NEEDS TO GOOGLE THE WORD HOMETRAINER

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I have a fetish with guys with glasses :I