You know it's a bad day when...

You notice a group of pros all lined up for ringouts but when you rush to the ejector you realize you only have 27 dollars

You join a game only to witness your moneyball exploding

You witness the travesty of 5 people wanting to play Assassin (Edit: Not calling most assassins noobs just saying that more than three is not recommended.)

You escape from a sticky situation only to land yourself in a Gunner's spray

You grapple your enemy five times but your connection sells you out

You try to jump over the Jackbot XL's slam only for your connection to sell you out

How does Lady Luck decide to screw you over?

Escape the person shooting at me, only to be randomly tagged by a slimbot and die. My favorite.

Or, slammed into a turret while I'm trying to get away.

having your controller die on you when flying outside the ring.

Get into a game with a bunch of forum/clan kids only to realize that they are on the other team and you are stuck with some randoms.

You go in for a Juice raid and get RO'd by an Assault or Sniper.

When I'm actually doing decent and I disconnect from the internet.

I swear, that happened 5 times last week.

You go through a full Jet Gun clip before your shots begin to register.

you get bacon and then a jackbot nails you with a ring out while trying to kill it

play after some Christmas drinks and end up on the opposite team to Rev R and get melee killed about 10 times

Bacon with 5 seconds of the match left

You see bacon, then your jerk friend charges in front of you to steal it. Then you watch him promptly jump off the map just to be a ****.

(Sorry Sexy D, but I'm still laughing about doing that to you :lol: )

You don't have the lovely grace of Syd blessing your XBox lLive party.

Who?

I will KUT you. Sakurrity! SA-kurrity!

Calm down, Bon Qui Qui.

Haha, you ***.

That was almost as bad as the time host migrated and you ended up with the $1000 I had collected ALL MATCH. :lol:

1.you join a game and your entire team picks assassins
2.your assassins suck
3.having 4-5 snipers
4.your top player on your team goes 0-42

btw these happened in one day

You lunge at your wounded foe only to ring yourself out! >.<

Getting Sniper grappled, live, and end up infront of a teammate to SAVE them but only to get swiss cheesed yourself.

Getting Spunky Cola too much.

Dood. I HATE that so much.