They're so crunchy that you'll find yourself and a few of your closest friends in one of those That 70's Show circles.
They're so crunchy that when you crunch them it sounds like you're stepping on a cockroach or some bug that'll make a really CRUUNNCH sound... derp
Yeah you better remember your ancestry! Unless descended mainly from native Americans in which case, go ahead "Chips"
They are all potatoes. He is James Potato: he desired to lose his human flesh and replace it with a starchy goodness. He believed, and he became James Potato. James Potato for new Sharpshooter.