The "What's in your clipboard?" thread

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---chat is cut off because I'd closed game, and reopened to check replays---

*PointyElf: But why@
Mister Maf: Because I'm her friend and I'm just asking you to stop being a bully :(
*PointyElf: Her friend?
*PointyElf: Kval is a guy
Mister Maf: Nope
*Pointy leaves to play*

In Game:

*PointyElf: #1 CG
*PointyElf: RIGHT HERE
*PointyElf: OH NO WAIT, KVAL IS HERE I'M #2

*PointyElf: MORE MONEY THAN KVAL
*PointyElf: AND HE HAS MM
*PointyElf: #1 CG HERE

Kvalheim: Grow up, seriously.
Mister Maf: Are you really going to do that?
*Altair*: dude, nobody cares Pointyelf
Mister Maf: When we were both incapacitated [by average ping of 400]
*PointyElf: Aint you the guy that fancys a pro?
Mister Maf: Half my deaths were teleporting off the map
Mister Maf: And we're on the same connection
*PointyElf: / are in love with a fictional character
*PointyElf: Yep, grow up Pointy.
Mister Maff: Bro, you don't even know.

Friends wanting to know how this guy was being an ***.

[7:11:14 PM] To Dota 2: this one time
[7:11:18 PM] To Dota 2: i was touching a girls boob
[7:11:20 PM] To Dota 2: right
[7:11:21 PM] To Dota 2: wait
[7:11:24 PM] To Dota 2: it gets good
[7:11:29 PM] To Dota 2: we were outside
[7:11:32 PM] To Dota 2: sec
[7:11:40 PM] To Dota 2: ok im back
[7:11:43 PM] To Dota 2: anyways
[7:11:45 PM] To Dota 2: outside
[7:11:47 PM] To Dota 2: behind her shed
[7:11:53 PM] To Dota 2: >touching boob
[7:11:57 PM] To Dota 2: >feels good
[7:12:02 PM] To Dota 2: >she kiss
[7:12:05 PM] (Channel) parky: "I need about tree fiddy"
[7:12:05 PM] To Dota 2: no shh
[7:12:06 PM] To Dota 2: >she grab crotch
[7:12:11 PM] To Dota 2: >i like alot
[7:12:16 PM] To Dota 2: >i kiss her more
[7:12:19 PM] To Dota 2: >i grab her butt
[7:12:22 PM] To Dota 2: >i like
[7:12:34 PM] To Dota 2: >i say
[7:12:38 PM] To Dota 2: >can i *removed due to graphic content*
[7:12:40 PM] To Dota 2: >she say
[7:12:43 PM] To Dota 2: >for about 3 fiddy
[7:12:59 PM] To Dota 2: >its at this point i realize i have my **** in a lochness monster
[7:13:05 PM] (Channel) parky: im done

modded controllers

http://smnc.lennardf1989.com/Calculator ... 5,65,65,65

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1upe2squ18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0TIoL3yhw&feature=plcp

viewtopic.php?f=45&t=40478

How unoriginal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63OeHMX6Yh0

Mister Maf: "Military Base"

JC2 MP mod beta - friend wanted to know the name of a waypoint. No, hover over the waypoint, what is the name? Oh.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sp9eClImVxw/0.jpg

Dammit. I want answers.

I love doing that to people

xD

That really was funnier than it should have been.

Context please, dear god.