HI BILLY MAYS HERE (OxyTeam Debut)

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING PUB-STOMPED IN THE SAME OLD ROUTINE FASHION?

DO YOU WISH THAT EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE PEOPLE TOOK THE TIME TO LAUGH ABOUT THEIR IMMINENT DEATH AND/OR DESTRUCTION?

DO YOU HAVE A STRANGE UNDYING YEARNING TO SEE YOUR NAME NEXT TO A MELEE SYMBOL IN THE KILLFEED?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TEAM OXYTEAM, THE SINGLE GREATEST COLLECTION OF NON-COMPETITIVE GAMERS IN THE HISTORY OF MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT!

TEAM OXYTEAMS SECRET TO SUCCESS IS THEIR ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE THAT MNC IS FIRST AND FOREMOST A VIDEO GAME THAT IS DESIGNED FOR ITS USERS TO HAVE RECREATIONAL FUN!

WHILE NORMAL PLAYERS COME ON THE FORUMS AND ASK FOR THE GAME TO BE CHANGED TO ACCOMMODATE THEM, TEAM OXYTEAM ADAPTS TO THE LIMITATIONS OF MONDAY NIGHT COMBAT WHILE STILL HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! IN ADDITION TO PLAYING WITH FUN AS THEIR NUMBER ONE GOAL, TEAM OXYTEAM IS ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN THE COMMUNITY AS FAR AS POSTING HELPFUL GAMEPLAY TIPS AND EVEN WRITES DETAILED GUIDES IN THE STRATEGY AND TACTICS SECTION. DESPITE THEIR ALREADY OBSCENE LEVELS OF GENEROSISTY, TEAM OXYTEAM IS NOW OFFERING YOU A CHANCE TO BECOME A FULL FLEDGED MEMBER* WITH ALL OF THE PERKS AND BENEFITS THAT GO ALONG WITH IT**.

* (of the B-Team)

** (There are none)

TEAM OXYTEAM! WE HAVE ALL THE FUN, SO YOU DONT HAVE TO.

TEAM OXYTEAM ALSO PRIDES ITSELF ON INNOVATING REVOLUTIONARY TEAM TACTICS! SOON, THANKS TO OXYTEAM PRODUCTIONS INC., YOU WILL ALL BEAR WITNESS TO SUCH FEARSOME COMBOS AS:

-Splode-a-Pro

-Put Em in the Rinse Cylce/ Give Em a Whhhirl

-Spawn Crabber

-"Spawn Crabber Plus

-TrapShots

-Pass-a-Pro

-And many more!


FOR ONLY 1600 MS POINTS, YOU TOO CAN MINGLE WITH THE TEAM OXYTEAM ROSTER, WHICH INCLUDES THE LEGENDARY PLAYERS:

-BoltAktion

-IM HUDSON

-I3illy Rueben

-Rev Rabies

-SHOW YOUR HEART

-SXD24

-Zander Star



THATS RIGHT, ONLY 1600 MS POINTS GETS YOU:


-A GUARANTEED SPOT ON ALL OF OUR FRIENDS LISTS

-A SPOT ON THE TEAM OXYTEAM AUXILARY ROSTER


CALL RIGHT NOW, AND YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE:

-TONS OF RIDICULE ON THE FORUMS AND ON XBL IN GENERAL BECAUSE YOU PAYED FOR THE PRIVILAGE OF PLAYING WITH US

-IM HUDSONs GUIDE TO DETECTING SARCASM (Forthcoming Publication, Winter 2012)


TEAM OXYTEAM IS HERE, RUNNING WILD AND WILDIN OUT!
ORDER NOW!

Warning: Team OxyTeam may expose individuals to high amounts of rage which commonly manifest themselves in XBL voice/text messages. Team OxyTeam reserves the right to document these violent outbursts and use them as future testimonials for forthcoming products/infomercials. Other common side effects include:

-Forum Posts stating that X is overpowered and needs to be nerfed which materialize immediately after the Original poster played against Team OxyTeam who used X to achieve high levels of success.

-Forum Posts challenging the best pub stompers in the game to a private match because pubs dont matter (unless of course you won or did well in a pub or like to flaunt your k/d or protag collection around).


-Forum Posts suggesting we are ruining the community by being active players who enjoy playing together and that we should regulate ourselves to private matches when we play as a group.


-Suicide.

I'm pretty sure you died.

Awesome names though :lol:

What the heck is going on here? :lol: :lol:

-Splode-a-Pro
-Spawn Crabber

inb4 epic TEAM SLAP-BOT rebuttal.



your going to love their nuts (& bolts)

RE: Vince Offer and Slap Chop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

Because of the Team Oxy Team snub, I'm creating Team Ron Popeil. SET IT AND FORGET IT, BITCHES!

Can I join your team? I was already a friend...

Team OxyTeam is live at last.

(Sig Test)

So absolutely wonderful.

I'm an uninformed user that is stupid. What is this exactly?

An inside joke turned forum meme turned MNC meme which inspired our joke team/clan which is now known as Team OxyTeam.

It all started with this picture in the MNC wallpaper thread:

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3169&hilit=Wallpaper&start=80

Product Grenades

A+++++++ thread would read again :lol:


You should offer it for 4 easy payments of 399 ms points though

This, just.... wow. :lol: Absolutely loving it!

I will pay zero dollars and do all these things anyway.

Because this ninja knows how to pirate.

this is the only improvement that i can see. your team is so full of creative win :mrgreen:

Very nice.

Here to steal da' thunda'



Oh, and is TEAM OXYTEAM the actual gamertag or am I being completely oblivious to the obviously listed gamertag that is somewhere in the OP?

wow awesome rofl

The sig is amazing!

btw Ima' prolly be playing tonight, I've been so dang busy!

I WON'T be on tonight or Saturday.

Your sig. The best sig ever.