Top Five Players You Have Seen Play.

Can we go back to raging on each other? This thread was way more fun that way.

no, because my feeling have been hurt.

You just quit out of our pub.

Naw, my brother was playing. Knew he'd get raped and I'd have to hear about it.
So, I made him quit. Not that I care. Don't think I've ever had a problem with any of you guys really. Just wasn't worth eventually hearing about how "KCKZI GOT RAPED". When I wasn't even playing. Just didn't want to hear it. So I made him quit after 1 death.

But, I did ask to start raging on each other, so feel free to trash talk me for having a brother... and killing him one time.

I'm not sure who killed him.. but... HAHHAA YOUR BROTHER SUCKS SO BAD HE DIED ONCE

It's funny, cause I was just listening to music and surfing the web. He died once and goes "wow, these guys are good." So I asked who he was playing and told him to get off cause I don't want to hear it on the forums. He made fun of me for being a nerd. I think he has a point.

lol

Spence was never that good, I think it's funny a lot of the people who've been listed in all of these posts that were just average players. In pub matches, I push and run around with my jet gun but that doesn't work in any sort of serious match.

i usually charge 1600 microsoft points to the randy try hards who try and impress me in pubs to be on my friends list. you are no longer an exemption and ill be awaiting payment for your spot on my exclusive friends list

Ah, this is awkward. I assumed that you were aware of my friends list policy. I require 1600 Microsoft points, your first born child, and a fatted calf.

I slaughter the fatted calf when my son came home...So about that.

Poor cow. :/

Why, that is what you are suppose to do with a fatted calf...you need to go back to bible study.

do step children count because i am what some would call inadequate aka i drank too much mountain dew. also are the microsoft points firm or may i trade in any additional step children

Ah, step children can of course be substituted at the normal exchange rate of two per biological child, and one per 640 Microsoft points , bringing the total to 4.5 step children (and a fatted calf). I have no preference of which half of the child you choose to keep.

Well this thread took a twisted turn. I kinda like it.

And remember, if they are red-headed step children, they only count as half a normal step child.

Looks like i need to play more, nobody has had the joy of playing against/with me.

i will join eharmony and search for a mother with 4.5 children. hopefully eharmony has a search option where i can specify no ginger children. it might take some persuasion on my part to convince her to give up her children but when she sees my 6.4 k/d she will realize i'm no regular try hard randy and her n00b *** will obey me.

and so my journey to remain on pohtaytoez friends list begins..

thats the last time i skip from page 5 - 16 in a thread..... dayum

At least I keep people on topic

lol