Lets create dialogue for the characters!

Discussion in 'Monday Night Combat 360 General Discussion' started by Mellowbusiness, September 11, 2010.

  1. Mellowbusiness

    Mellowbusiness New Member

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    K i'll start

    Announcer:*end game*(talking to workers) In all truth, i really don't like the (winning team). They act all snobby and arrogant. *in a childs voice* AND THEY CAL ME NAMES!!! THEY CAN GO KISS MY- what? the mics still on, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDNT LEAVE THE ARENA?!?! *in a squeaky voice* oh no...

    Assualt: (after getting a multi-kill) OOOHHHH YEAH BABY!!!
    Sniper: (after getting an assist from low health) *gulp* I think i just pooed my pants.
  2. EnLight

    EnLight New Member

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    lolwow.
  3. Vuther

    Vuther New Member

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    Sniper after headshotting: he shot em' in the head, doing terrible, terrible damage!
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    xxxScorpion New Member

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    Assassin after demolishing a base. "..."

    Assassin after getting a shuriken kill. "..."

    Assassin after killing a tank. "WHAT NOW FOOL! OH YEAH! GET SOME!"
  5. quaddile

    quaddile New Member

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    support: (thoughts)Why does everybody keep calling me mario?
  6. Dwavenhobble

    Dwavenhobble New Member

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    Support: We'rea gonna Win

    Announcer: And a streaker has got into the pits more on this as it happens
    Announcer: More news on the streaker apparently Pit girl has shot him he's presently being taken off to be fed to the Mutant servants that clean the arena.

    Sniper: You know thats making the montage.

    *after being grabbed by an assassin*
    Sniper: My mother Warned me about girls like you
    or
    Sniper; Is it worrying this is the closest to physical intemacey Ive ever been with anyone other than my hand ?

    Gunner: Wipeout dude Wipeout

    Tank: Ladies My gun is 1:1 scale with reality

    Assult: You know whats better than the feeling of winning, the realisation I get to go back to 50 high class hookers in my locker room.
  7. Shammas

    Shammas New Member

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    Why doesn't the gunner ever say "kawabunga"?
  8. RACIN N420N

    RACIN N420N New Member

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    WHAT is going on in this thread?? :lol:
  9. monmaker

    monmaker Active Member

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    IDK but it's funny! xD +1 for assassin talking after killing tank! lol
    And I just noticed that I'm in someones Siggy! xD
  10. Vuther

    Vuther New Member

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    Coolsa-phonic works fine for me, but adding this will only help.
  11. Beastleh

    Beastleh New Member

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    I'm laughing so hard at the terrable things my mind comes up with.

    Assault after a kill "Thought you could out gun a Black Man? HAHAAAA.."
    Assault After a kill "I just cranked that Soul-ja boi"

    Support after a kill: "It's a ME! Mari-.. No.. That's not right.. "
    Support after recieving healing: "One-a Up."
    Support after recieving healing: "Heeeey.. You look-a like-a me!"
  12. monmaker

    monmaker Active Member

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    Aww, c'mon! let's keep this thread going, some of these are hilarious! xD

    Assault after getting a kill with grenade launcher: Eat n00b tube!
    Tank after getting a charge kill: I'm The BIG Engine that could!
    Sniper after getting a headshot: Opps, sorry. I was aiming for a fly.
    Support after getting a shotgun kill: BOOM! a Buck-a Shot!
    Gunner after "Pancaking" a pro: Got any syrup, Bra?
    Assassin at the start of a backstab: Boo.
  13. Vuther

    Vuther New Member

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    Assault, after a kill: I'm just cooler than you!
    Assasin, after a kill: *blows a raspberry*
    Tank, after a kill: I live for this, you don't. Anymore.
    Sniper, after a kill: You're bad like your mother was! HA!
    Sniper, after killing a Tank: Also, Pit Girl said she thinks you're ugly!
    Gunner, after an assist: Hooooo-aahhhh, bruther.
    Gunner, after a mortar kill: Fired for effect, brah.
    Support, after a shotgun kill: You-a look a-like what's left my lasanga dinner.
  14. TheRealBowser

    TheRealBowser New Member

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    I lol'd
  15. The Mastodon Blitz

    The Mastodon Blitz New Member

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    Sniper, After a headshot: "They don't make me wear this Number One for no reason, n00b!"
  16. monmaker

    monmaker Active Member

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    Support after getting a kill with the seeking, corner curving, long ranged, aimless whip of +5 bunnyhopping (Heal/hurt gun for short): CLEAR!
  17. Reiver Neriah

    Reiver Neriah New Member

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    Wow a lot of these are awesome, I like the "Boo" from an Assassin backstab haha.
  18. monmaker

    monmaker Active Member

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    :D Thx!
  19. selkie210

    selkie210 New Member

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    tank after killing someone with grenade:gonna buy somethin now?

    assault after sticking someone with bomb:stuck!

    support after hurt gun killing someone:im-a going to jump-a on you body

    thats all for now

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