Mickey Cantor HEYOOOOO!!!

HAHAHA!...hit me!

I thought for the longest time that his name was Mickey Cancer, and wondered why that was funny. Then I saw the loading screen say something about Mickey Cantor and realized that I'm just an idiot.

No one... can resist a Steeeel peeeeel Maaaaaaan

Thank you for callin him 'Mickey', I notice a lot of people here think it's Mikey

I pray we get a ton more narration by Mickey Cantor with the upcoming DLC.

Ow your what hurts? OOOOHHHHHHH!

You said it wouldn't hurt but it does!

Hahahah, my fav. :lol:

Hey, your mom called! She said to upgrade those skills!

And when you think about it, the pros are clones, so, do they even HAVE mothers?

Yup. Each clone has his or her own clone mother, and she diligently calls Mickey Cantor several times each match to make sure her little boy (or girl) is remembering to upgrade his skills, eat his vegetables, wear a sweater etc etc.

This must be officially canon.

"Fire in the hole!...Your hole!"

Lol, GrenADE III.

"Hey there's something you don't see everyday. A slimbot puts a frag on an iceman."

OOHH! You're not going to get the Jackbot to give up his Pot O' Gold that easily!

Love that one because it usually means someone's just been blasted off the edge by the punch. I mean, no one ever really dies by those slow moving lasers, right?

Bionogrip! The bionic exo-hand with a billion and one programmable uses asks you to keep them professional, please!

Grenade!! An explosion of flavour... In your mouth!!

Love this one

"And the icemen are the winners, which is bad news for their fans, who are outnumbered 3 to 1 by the hotshots combat hooligans waiting outside the arena right now.
Lets go live to that action"


Lol

Stevenson Family Organ Farms, voted the best organic organ farms! in West Tennessee

I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE THAT ONE REMAINING SKILL

LEAVE ME ALONE

My buddy's favourite, too. It's now drilled in my mind because he says it every...Single...Time...