What's your Protag?

Shuriken!

2500 Shuriken kills.

I remember you now, You're the only guy that plays Assassin and only uses shurikans.

Hah. That's me indeed.

That's not the protag I would give you. Last time I played with you, we caught you using shuriken on the ball, and using the speed hack. The "feet not moving" thing is complete bull. Go watch any how to video on the speed hack the feet move very very fast.

At least you weren't 100 ft in the air, but you might not know how to do that one...

Lies, all lies guy. If your team shoots down my ball I return the favor but otherwise. Feet not moving? Whats that?

Rookie

Scorpion, why does everyone accuse you of using the speed hack? There must be something behind their accusations.

I know right. I'm baffled as well as to how all of these people have seen me do it when I don't. Let's just put everything aside and say hypothetically I've never speed glitched yet all of these random people I don't know are saying I do. It's rather vexing as that's exactly the case and more and more as random people say I do I guess it will simply become fact but the patch will allow me to shut everyones mouth in the best way.

I don't care if people think I do or not but I'm blown away by the fact that so many people say I do it when I personally know I don't. It's all gravy though. As many have said "Haters gonna hate".

I invite any of them to play with me at any time.

Mines "Out of Bounds" for 75 Ring-Outs. I'm trying to get to 150. Getting there slowly.

It used to be "Yeah", but I was disappoint at the 250 Taunts Protag.

between the temples.

im up to 315 sniper headshots. working towards,

BOOM!HEADSHOTS!

Slamma Jamma! Funny one

That was your defense when talking to a friend of mine after a match. You said, after I kill someone I walk around so they can see my feet moving so they know I'm not cheating. It was garbage when you said it (see youtube videos on how to cheat in MNC.....speed run has your feet moving very quickly) and it is no surprise now that you have conveniently forgotten.

That's my policy too. But I also do it to people who are cheating with assassins (when they are good enough to greatly influence the match).

HAHAHA! That was my defense was it? You completely have the wrong person now buddy. When I play alone I listen to Slacker radio on my iphone and when I play with friends I go party chat so you're simply high now.

The only thing you have right about me is that I play Assassin. That's it cut and dry Mr. Man.

Oh my mistake, I was thinking of the guy with the gamertag xxxScorpion on XBox Live.... sorry for the confusion. It's a shame we can't post the messages THAT guy sent my friend to this forum.

Post em buddy!

The games only been out for a month so he'd still have them. (They wouldn't be automatically deleted)

What? Not going to do it? Don't want the mods to get mad at you? Already deleted the messages? Some other excuse right here?

Well gee, if that isn't awfully convenient. There are no messages because it never happened so um...what's that thing everyone with a brain says on here?

Hater's gonna hate?

Edit- Oh and before you go and photoshop anything together tell him to snap a picture of his tv fool.

What format should I post them so you'd legitimately accept them? Video of a computer screen reading his messages if they are text? How to post them if they are audio? Can we get you to post an audio of you saying some of the words in the message? It wouldn't work because you could grab any random friend and say hey I'll buy you a beer if.....

I don't know if he still has them, and I don't know if they were voice messages. Unless someone else was playing with your account that night I'm certain you and I (and my friends) know that you are both a liar and a cheater.

I'm not here to insult you, although you may feel that is my purpose. You've lied in our conversation (unless it was someone else, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt). And you've lied (or the other person on your account lied) about using the speed cheat.

It's all me buddy, I'm the only one that plays here.

Just take a picture of the message on the tv if it's a text. If it's a voice record a video with the message playing and I'll recite everyword to the T. I'll even invite you to come play for a few hours so you know it's me. You can also cross check my voice with a few other random of my youtube vids. Then well send it down to the lab for DNA analysis and cross reference with a database of all known sex offenders in the tri-state area. Then I'll do a retina scan, stool sample test and fingerprint impression so that we know it is in fact me.

Well maybe not that last bit, but everything else, go right ahead.

Edit- One more thing. All of you xxxScorpion fanboys post in my theads only. There's no reason to drag your ignorance around anywhere else and disrupt other threads.

Back on topic!

I cancelled my cable subscription because this is far more entertaining.

Hmm, maybe I should start billing people for this little show.

Will a penny satisfy you sir?