I would have to DISAGREE! lol I dunno what it is about crispy bacon....it just tastes like crap compared to non-crispy bacon. To each their own. I am the only one I personally know who doesn't like crispy bacon.
Shut your lying whore mouth! Crispy bacon is only acceptable when crumbled in to a salad with feta cheese and cranberries. When bacon is consumed as Bob intended it, it should be slightly chewy. Not only does that prevent "sandpaper mouth", but it reminds you of the delicious animal you are chowing down on.
Chewy bacon wins. Crispy, over-cooked meat increases your risk for cancer. That's why I eat a steady diet of raw hot dogs.
Sodium in the hotdogs will give you a heart attack, Chim. Heart attacks aren't awesome at all. Also, all this bacon talk makes me jealous. I cannot eat bacon. ;__; But it looks good. Please - crispy bacon eaters, and soggy bacon eaters, come together and cherish the fact that bacon is bacon, and that you're allowed to consume it.
Simply being alive increases your risk for cancer. You're going to die someday anyway, might as well enjoy some crispy bacon before you get sent to hell for trying to punch the Reaper in the nuts.
That sucks man. But fair dues for sticking to your faith. I'm a lapsed Catholic, I'm going to Hell anyway. I think we call bacon "rashers" here. Not exactly the same thing though. I like them slightly crispy because I have issues with eating the chewy ones.
