In-Game Map

I see that sexy respawn map, teasing me with tactical pleasures seen only in my wildest fantasies....

It clouds my mind. I find myself thinking of the map during my routine lane pushes... Sometimes I almost want to DIE just to get a glimpse of that sultry, voluptuous game map again... it's...so...hard to ...control this.... BURNING DESIRE!

OOOOOOOOOH!!!!
I WANT THAT MAP!!!
OH GOD, DO I WANT IT!!
SOOOOOO BAD, MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.....mmmmmm....map

aww dude, the juices are everywhere.

I would like this too.

That is a profoundly awesome suggestion; even if you did say it in a profoundly stupid way.

Devs have already mentioned that they left this out for a reason, I can't recall why. Personally I don't think it's necessary considering this is supposed to be almost a team sport, and there are no mini-maps in football (nor robots, I know).

Since you're not satisfied with my delivery, the awesomeness of this suggestion will be free of charge...

God damn it. I feel dirty just for having posted in this thread.