MNC Backdoor Negotiations

Never said that was gonna happen peachy, but if it makes you feel better then sure, I guess. After all, this thread is about making yourself feel better since your still butthurt that nobody even mentioned you in the best of thread. I mean, it's okay peachy. We get it you were asked to join teams prior to any development in the competitive meta-game.

There you go peachy, there's all that attention you wanted. I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but I'm sure that you're even smart enough to realize all this.

I'm not doing so well Teapot, i've only made a half mil in the last 6 months, my K/D is dropping back to 9.5, i'm not the star i once was. I'm trying to be optimistic and i'm holding out for that big contract and trying to put myself back in the race.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the "Best Morale Player" award. I've been complimenting my teammates for keeping level 1 long shot turrets hacked & overhealed, making call outs for red barred jackbots that need grappled, and when need that final push I like to motivate my team by blasting the Rocky Soundtrack through my mic.

I've also been putting in a lot of hours working on my annihilator awareness but you know, winning an Ubie isn't an overnight thing.

But... Why would you grapple a red bar jackbot?

Pub player strategy... you wouldn't understand.

Lol peachy

Me and Peachy team up and decimate GCI. Shocker of the century.

I wana play against Pine Pony 1v1 or pub or prv. Then again its probably not worth my time.

Have we played? :O

I assure you it's not.

So what he is saying is that its a waste of his time to 1v1 a scrub.

Oh peachy, you so funny!

Only you can make it seem like you really don't care, even though you made a thread that clearly states you care. You'll get over it soon. I'll give you credit though, at least you're going for some of the only ubies that you're even capable of.

HEY GUYS WE DIDNT MENTION PEACHY BUT LOOK ALL THESE GREAT TEAMS WANTED HIM! WE SHOULD EDIT OUR POSTS!!

I mentioned him in the Ubies 3 thread. Best for shotgun use, second best pub support (I wrote that section in, it is not a real category). Mostly due to experience from before I got a slim bot next to my level, since I have not seen him in action myself now that he has returned. Old skills come back quick though, and I am sure he is doing fine.

He's a good player, i'm guessing he just doesn't find it fun to pm's (understandable) or doesn't want to play with "fags" (Chron and Teapot from the looks of it).

he doesn't want to play them regardless of who is in the matches wildman, I thought that was obvious.

he just wants us to keep mentioning that he doesn't want to play them.

Hes just not good enough to play in privates that's all. You cant base a players skill by the way he plays in pubs. If this was true then deadeye would be god.

Peachy: nobody voted for me...

Chron: explanation

Peachy: *sniff*.. (uh oh..): but i do good in pubs on my host

Teapot: explanation

Peachy: but but I have 120,000 kills and 800 posts and..

Kanye West: look peachy i know you think you're good and ima letchu finish, but chron and teapot were unanimously voted the best assaults of ALL TIME

Peachy: (shlt.. looks gotta go with plan B): HA IM TROLLING

Chron: maybe u didnt understand, what i mean is..

Peachy: NOPE I WAS TROLLING GUYS

Chron: oh you went that direction, ok, ignore.

Teapot: explanation

Peachy: TROLLED! HA GOT YOU!

Crowd: are you stupid?

Peachy: GET TROLLED OMG LOL!

Teapot: are you stupid?

Peachy: TROLL I DONT CARE I DONT CARE NANANA I CANT HEAR YOU

Teapot: i see.

Peachy: I WIN!!!!!

Deadeye: well done peachy, well done

Peachy: oh, best troll wasnt an ubie this time around...

Deadeye: oh... was most overrated?

Peachy: nope that wasnt either

Deadeye: are you ok?

Peachy: kind of..

Deadeye: TROLLOLOLED U RANDY U GET OFF MY NUTS

Peachy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (wait!) NO I TROLLED U I DONT CARE!

Deadeye: I CANT HEAR YOU NANANANANANA

Peachy: NANANANANANANANANA

Deadeye & Peachy: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!!!

MLG: im the best

Everyone: yes you are

lol

Next time i'm just going to have to be more careful I don't put all my eggs in one basket because not being voted in by Teapot, Miracle, or Shammas at the time when there was only 7 posts in the thread really hit home with me. My sarcasm can only be taken as trolling if it offends your fragile internet ego. Making fun of people who pride themselves in virtual skill will always be funny to me. If you take my posts seriously...

I feel bad for you son

why are u still posting i thought u dont care. stop defending your internet pride

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mad ^