ITT: Post unexpected facts about yourself

Despite being a HUGE stoner, I:

*Can actually sing really well

*Consider myself to be an excellent writer

*Actually believe I have a good chance of being a legit UFC fighter within the next 3-5 years if I actually work at it

*My life's dream is to be on the dais for a Comedy Central Roast

*Despite the whole MMA thing, I suck at most sports. Except soccer, which is like the lamest sport to be naturally good at (unless you live in some 3rd world country where soccer is their substitute for food). I was okay at football, and a baller at swimming now that I think about it, but absolutely the worst baseball player you'll ever meet (literally, I would strike out in T-ball)

*I am the biggest bitch drinker you'll ever meet. I hold down brews like RustCLAN holds down map control.

*I'm a closet nerd. You guys know only the nerd side of me...none of my friends except like my very closest friends know I've spent as much time playing video games as I have.

*I'm also a baller salesman. Not a career I'd like, but I'm good at it and can make money at it...just sucks because it's like a 12 hour a day job.



Post some facts about yourself that most of the community probably wouldn't know.

I am the best hockey player here.

I am a fat-*** in disguise.

i'm at work now.

Me and my twin brother are gonna be the next Diaz brothers within the next 3-5 years.

I love Dana White.

Always sleeps on midnight and wakes up on noon. (12 - 3 am to 10 am - 1 pm)

Stopped going to school at 15.

Stopped doing kick boxing at 16.

Big GAMER.

Big fan of Manga's and Anime's.

Gonna try to change my lifestyle at February.

^Sounds like something I went through, man. I actually believe I am addicted to video games. Like legitimately addicted. It's why you guys don't see me on MNC or LoL anymore. They were interfering with pretty much everything I actually wanted to do. Good luck with all that ****, man.

Thanks dude.

Yeah, Xbox pulled me down.

But the biggest reason why I stopped fighting was because I always had to cut weight before fights and I really hated that.

At one time, I had to cut 10kg which is 22lbs on 2 weeks notice and that was really unhealthy considering I was only 14 years old at the time.

But somehow, I kinda got my passion back after watching Nick vs Penn and Nate vs Cerrone fights.

I love the Diaz brothers.

I walk around at 185 (when I'm in good shape...put on a little blubber recently because I went on a cruise...but I'm about 190 at the moment) and cut to 170 for competition.

You more of a BJJ guy or a striker?

Striking, dude.

BJJ is fun to watch and wrestling is boring as hell.

Are you a wrestler?

Very little wrestling experience, but BJJ is my ****. I can strike pretty well, too, but I own the ground game. It is mine. I own it.

If there was money in it, I wouldn't even do MMA and just focus on being a BJJ world champ.

this thread turned from mnc gossip to MMA, but i guess thats why its in the off topic section.........

You're welcome to bump it back on topic with random facts about yourself.

Okay, sorry.

Last MMA related question.

Who's your pick this Saturday?

I don't really give a sh!t about the other fights.

I'll only watch the co main event and the title match.

My picks are Johnson and Mendes.

I also have a feeling that Rumble can beat Anderson.

And, Mendes will lay and pray Aldo for 5 rounds.

Most of you guys already know a bunch about me, but I'll post some stuff anyway:

-I have technically 3 jobs. I work in a grocery store 30-40 hours every week, I have a youtube partnership, and I'm in a heavy metal/thrash metal band called "Black Pasture".

-I play guitar (7 string), bass, and keyboard, and I hope to someday make a living off of my musical talents.

-I had an IQ of 129 at age 12 (not sure what it is now, I haven't taken an IQ test since then).

-I stand tall at 5'8" and weigh in at a mighty 135 pounds (come at me!).

-I'm not a huge stoner, but I do smoke occasionally. I 100% support the legalization of marijuana.

-I'm a beast at CoD and I won some money off a few tournaments during MW2.

-I almost drowned once when I was 4 years old, and I can still remember it pretty clearly.

^^^
tell us about that one time you had sex with jordan.

It was a dark and stormy night, and gay cuddlin' Jeff had just finished lighting the candles and putting on his "Soul Brotha" CD...

I think it went down.....

A wild Jeff appeared!

Wild Jeff used poster!

Its not very effective...

Cracker used romantic sex

Its super-effective!

wild Jeff fainted!

- Have a ticket for "sexual relations in a moving vehicle" on my record.
- I've been a lifeguard for 4 years. Saved 2 kids.
- Changed my name to Jeff the Racoon after my friend convinced me to while we were tripping
- I enjoy classical music and listen to it a good amount.
- After locking some valuables in a safe my friend and I tossed it out our 3rd story building to open it.
- I have a small boner for LeBron James.
- When I was a child I would often see Christopher Reeves at a ice skating rink.
- I had the pleasure of sitting across from Rob Zombie at a diner.

- My name is Brian

- I'm 5' 10" and 138 pounds.

- I actually love drinking a lot. Beer is my favorite with whiskey being a close second. My favorite Beer is Yuengling with Budweiser being a close second. My favorite Whiskey is Jack Daniel's. I have yet to try Captain Morgan.

- I LOVE Melanie Iglesias. Like seriously, I've never been more dumbfounded by a woman's sheer beauty than I am by her's.

- In addition to MNC competitively, I also play Yu-Gi-Oh, Laser Tag, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl. I main Wario in Brawl.

- At one point I was ranked in the top 200 in the state of Maryland for Yu-Gi-Oh. Maryland is regarded as one of more difficult states to do well in, being only second to California.

- My favorite food is Salmon

Watch guy code, She's on it and it's the only good mtv show minus B&BH.