Hey forum-goers, while getting money from bullseye i noticed that bullseye had a belly button. I know this might not seem like much but after a while of thinking about this I realized something: most mascots don't have belly buttons (except for exaggerated outward ones) and that the belly button was located on green skin. Could this possibly mean that when a fan becomes bullseye he is altered genetically to withstand the intense pain given and/or transfer the pain into money bacon and other sponsored goodies? Or am I just delusional from sleep deprivation from playing MNC for 7 hours? I would really like everyone's input on this and possibly an answer from Uber themselves as I (and many others) eat back-story up like fresh bacon from an ammo-mule.
Well in a world were you can be killed for taping a game, people create clones so they can watch them kill each other, highly enforced curfews and gene-altering consumer products, no. Bullseye being a painless moob-jiggling mutant would not surprise me.
I'll be honest, I did think he was just a fat guy painted green with the top, shorts, and foam head, and that the immense damage he absorbs is just to make it more fun (you know, since MNC is soooo realistic otherwise.) But I like this idea more.
