I'm cooler than you IRL

I rather fight a quick skinny Japanese than a slow fat American.

The superiority is obvious right?

Btw Vlane is a robot from Europe.

Ok, elimination round (international) i think it was me vs a 16 year old (i was 14), K.O. after 30~40 seconds i believe....came 7th in that tournament.
Did I top it? ohhh and won $17000 from lotto, won another $8000 the following week
If I still didnt......accepted into U-17 NZ's national soccer team..(im 15 atm)

I AGREED YOU YOU ARE COOLLER FROM ME ..........

Lol Desert, super amazing.

I'll top that.

When I was at highschool, I received 5 to 10 handmade chocolates from girls on Valentine's day every year. Of course, I ate them but I rejected all of their feelings since I was doing kickboxing and I didn't like girls. But there was 1 girl who kept giving me chocolates every Valentine's day since we were on elementary. Even though I rejected her 6 times for 6 straight years, she never gave up. That's the reason why I finally agreed to date her.

tl;dr
I had a girl who truly loved me and didn't give up even though I rejected her 6 times for straight 6 years.

Jeez, Japanese girls are really tough.

Oh and btw, girls give boys chocolates on Valentine's day here in Japan.

Is it also opposite in NZ?

NINJA'S UNITE!! :mrgreen:

I haven't got any awesome stories like you guys have though D:. I help teach karate though and have helped 2 people achieve their black belt from me personlly. feelsgoodman.jpeg

I still DJ from time to time. I spun on the regular for ten years with residencies at the ESL in DC, Minc in Dallas, & was one of the first people to play the warm-up at MOMA during it's inaugural year. Opened for Jazzanova in 2004 on the East Coast leg of their tour, and I'm accompanying some friends to the 3rd "Mi Casa" down in Playa Del Carmen next week.

**** gets old real quick.

Also, this morning my girl dragged me to a "Who Wants To Millionaire" taping and the producers asked me to be in the Hotseat after taking the questionaire/trivia thing. Unfortunately they ran on time and I didn't get to play for a grand.

I don't know what I am supposed to look at in that picture?

In NZ its girl give to boy and boy give to girl, well since we are now moving onto girls
Ive never had a gf but if im correct (im having a race with my friend to see how many girls will ask us out this year) ive had about 31 girls ask me out so far, and i think hes got 57 so far so im screwed lol Valentines day i got one of those oversized chocolate bars and thats it. its so hard being me xD

So you got 3 girls per month?

Jeez :shock:

Hmmm...

I'm a better SMG Sniper than you.

Top that.

Can't...handle...the coolness :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

sorry.......this has now turned into "Top That" thread
im a better Light My Pyre than you!! ohhh ohhhooohhhh i went there

I'm a one class wonder, top that!!! :lol: :arrow: :cry:

Okay. I am on my third trip through the Jackbot All-star rank and can only play Support.


*my level


























*y'all

I remember the first time I talked with Jon and he said,

"I'm bad, is that okay for you?".

Then I replied,

"I'm a Bouncer now but I only have 50000 kills, I'm worse."

Then he said,

"I'm on my second trip through JackBot now but I still can't get 50000 kills".

I was like,

"Wow, this guy is so cool on the mic".

Then Pyre was all like "How am you are play competitive Supporter?"

I said "lolwtf?!"

bff's!

Lol never said that.

Maybe not, but you can't deny saying that shiz in my sig.

BTW, the fact that you actually say the phrase in my sig on command makes you the coolest person in this thread. Next time you're in my party I want you to do the Truffle Shuffle. Do it!!!