Attention New Players

Discussion in 'Monday Night Combat PC Discussion' started by heavensnight, September 15, 2011.

  1. knickles

    knickles Well-Known Member

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    Knickles guide to playing assassin -

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    If you aren't playing this way you're doing it wrong.
  2. InteNse

    InteNse New Member

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    GrayFox is good to grind money on.
  3. Zatchmo

    Zatchmo Active Member

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    ^

    Bad. And I'm not just saying that.
  4. grayfox

    grayfox Active Member

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    Players for money. You sicken me, even if that was a poor attempt at sarcasm instead of an insult.

    Knickles, you really do need to make that poster with a Blackjack and have the assassin going "Stab all the things?"
  5. NintOMan

    NintOMan New Member

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    Well aren't you smart. Oh by the way, that's called sarcasm, an entirely human trait, that requires having a brain *pats on the head* now I'm being patronising, aren't I fun?

    Forward thinking isn't enough when you simply CAN'T execute the dps needed for a sin that is already in the air and out of danger. My cooldowns vs sins cooldowns? are you high? Rhetoric, that what that one is, in-case you didn't spot it. (see, I can be a ****, too) <<Pointing out the obvious, incase you're too naive to notice...wow I could go on :lol:

    A sin can repeat it's process, albeit in very intricate and subtle variations, all game long. Especially one that doesn't care about KD, and will more than likely hang themselves in real life at the very thought of seeing "YOU LOSE" appear on their screen at the end of the game. You can't stop them all. And when it matters, their success can be fatal to the opposition. Even if they're 5% successful, that's still winning odds for a sin that got lucky, even if they went 0/20. If all else fails, there's always n00b-fest happy juice funtime in OT. Oh yeah and the sin bought the juice, because they're loaded from insta-drops, and can get anywhere fast.

    You really want to play a game where every game strat involves permanently assigning an assault/gunner marker for every key-spamming sin on the opposite team? Well, I guess I wont be seeing you in SMNC, then.
  6. Vlane

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    9 out of 10 assassins that smoke bomb anywhere near me are dead. Sorry that you're bad.

    You will, though you are going to ragequit since you suck and I'm good.
  7. grayfox

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    Setting up burst is complicated.

    Sniper headshots.
    Assault Throws bomb first, opens fire, blows up bomb.
    Gunner Deploys, or in most cases just fires.
    Tank E+m2, railgun, or straight jetgun fire. Tank just Tanks.
    Support has a god dam shotgun.
    Assassin lunge grapples.

    If the assassin becomes aware of you and smoke bombs away, you're doing it wrong. No one said you have to be cloaked to be sneaky.
  8. knickles

    knickles Well-Known Member

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    Just for you babe <3

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  9. hobo-with-a-shotgun

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    I think he meant the 'Stab ALL the things..? :[' one.
  10. killien

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    Little weird seeing a right hand on a left arm x_X
  11. hobo-with-a-shotgun

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  13. grayfox

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    Knickle's new version is informative.

    Hobo's new versions describe my entire life. I needed that laugh.
  14. killien

    killien Active Member

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    Combine those, add turrets, replace dagger with minigun and that's how I've felt lately.
    I even had one game where my teams' Support had more botkills than our 3 Sins combined
  15. knickles

    knickles Well-Known Member

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    Supports are natural bot killers. Assassins are meant to Assassinate.
  16. verden

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    Hello, I'm verden. I help new people fit right into the game mechanics etc.
    If you have any question, I would be most willing to answer to my best extend.

    Now rookie, does that raise awareness to any questions you might have?
  17. grayfox

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