Hydra's Assassin Guide---2 Guides in 1.

Level? That matters? I'm in the 90's, haven't capped yet.
Any-who, I think we should all give TOM a round of applause for constantly trolling forums this small. A town doesn't feel complete without a gang does it? We should make a poll post that just asks, opinions of this guy, cause he is always negative. I just might do that myself

was changed while you were reading, just missed yuh. There have been tons of revisions. This brings me back to a previous comment. TRY TO SUGGEST NOT CRITICIZE! Hope you reread/comment <3 Hydra.

little mad there bro.

Hydra, the people who are criticizing your guide are doing so because they have logged hundreds upon hundreds of hours playing this game (or in some cases thousands). They have experimented with what builds work best for survivability vs damage output. The general consensus coming from those who know this game inside and out is that you are wrong.

This build is correct:
Armor
RoF
Health Rec/Skill Rec/Clip Size
Granted, some have had success with slight variations, this endorsement setup is going to work best for anyone who is new enough to the Assassin to require a guide.


My guide:

1. Select Assassin
Go ahead, do it. Yeah, the butterface with the killer ***.

2. Kill Robots
Kill all of them by whatever means necessary. Try not to die in the process. Use all your skills (that fail constantly) to get away from an unfair fight. If someone knows you are there, try to resist the urge to face-grapple them, your best odds of surviving that are 50/50.

3. Get Juice
Use it to kill turrets and people that are a different color than you. <Not racist...okay, maybe racist.

4. Repeat step 2 and 3
^^^^This^^^^


Beyond all that, I think you should make a poll of everyone's opinion of TOM. I could pull some strings and have my moderator buddies ban him if the poll goes 66% negative.

DOOOOO EEEET!

Shuriken launcher grapples do more damage then the Dagger. Silver armor will not help you with this and Assassins have it at match start.

Does anyone really care how much damage the shuriken launcher grapple does? I mean, I'd use it even if it had the same effect as the grapplee picking up a Churro. Nothing more satisfying than a bitch slap.

Made the poll, got 2 votes, and it disappeared like 2 minutes later....

I'm always mad at that TOM guy even with other peoples guides that I know are good he criticizes, so I'm starting a new game, any time I find a negative comment by TOM I am going to post "I found TOM". You can play too, it's easy.

Check inbox for warning. Also, please don't derail your own guide.

no warning or message, empty....

no matter how much of a troll i am, your guide sucks, BAD. and i asked your level to get a general estimate of how long you have been playing. seeing as you havent rolled over at all, i dont think you have enough experience to write a guide.

heck, i could write an in depth assassin guide and have it be leagues ahead of yours and it is easily my worst class.

tl;dr

just accept that your guide sucks, or post it HERE

I found TOM!

Has anyone ever made a peanut butter sandwich and dipped it in cold Chef Boyardee Beefaroni? It's incredible.

ick.

oh, also:

left home at 5:45, got to the classroom at 6:00 even, and was all done and left at 6:40.

Great. Get a job.

Is it really delicious? Cause I'm thinking about trying it. Warn me if it's bad.

LOL NO! It's terrible. Pretty damn good if you heat up the Beefaroni though.



and Peter Pan Creamy, that's the key. No ghetto peanut butter.

I <3 U!

Love you more.

Sex?

Edit: you're 18 (or an illegal immigrant), right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkxFVqPBqA4