WTB: Temporary Full Time Gunner for TEG

I'll be honest with you, Peachy. Can I call you Peachy? You seem like a real straight shooter, and that's what we're looking for here at TEG. However, I really don't know how much "advancement" we have to offer you. You see, the position is more of a temporary "fill in" type job. We're very happy with your qualifications, and your leaderboard rank seems in order, but we just don't have a full time permanent position available at this time.

I can talk it over with my colleagues and see if maybe we could keep you on board as a substitute, but I can't make any guarantees as of now. My hands are tied.

Thank you for your continued interest in our organization.

ILoveYouTheMost

The Support
Thunder Eagle Group

And people say comeptetive gamers are shady.

Who says that?! That's ******* bullshit!

JON, do you work in human resources?

No, Support. I thought it was obvious...

As long as were being honest here Jon, i'm looking for a full time salary. A "fill in" job simply won't cut it for me in today's economy. For me to sign on as a temp. I would need a very lucrative deal. I'm talking a full month's pay of XBOX Live service, 1600 Microsoft Points, administrative rights on the TEG forums, the whole nine yards. I need to know that the Thunder Eagle Group is committed to me and my needs.

Love,

Peachy

You guys at TEG should have some tryouts for the gunner position. Like Gunner vs Gunner(1 on 1s) Until the list ends. I would love to be a part of that, but i personally dont care to much for joining your team. Just wanna see how i stack up against the people who want the position.

Oh that'd be epic

Wait. Jon is a competitive gamer?

his alt acct is "JuRRaSSicK"

hey guys here's my useless post

True facts.

Wait. Jurassick is a competitive gamer? RofLuLzrCoptR.

deadeye, you dont even know. i was into shadowrun before it was cool and i was at least a top 3 elf. then the game got too easy and i left it for bigger and better things. if i were to come back to SR i could be running circles around you with the smg/pistol within a week.

Oh yea? You should. I was going to start playing Brink again like you were, but then I realized that Brink has less competitive teams than MNC does, and at least Shadowrun has tournaments running, even if they are small and filled with randies.

I'll leave you with my shitty montage to watch.
Owned

http://tv.majorleaguegaming.com/videos/ ... st-montage

nerd montage is cool.

Edit: nerd montage is terrible and ends with Backstreet Boys song. Do Not Watch.

Yeah, but it also has a Dredg song, and they rule.

And there's guns and hobbits and wizards.

Nice try tom!

The montage is pretty sick, brings back some fun memories. Do you have our matches deadi? When I think you were hybrid vs Out of Order? i wanna watch for nostalgia.

truth.

also cool video.

also (pt 2) wtf gun is that at 8:28?

Hey guys where can I find the Official Shadowrun Forums, so I can post about Monday Night Combat.