Best MNC related hate mail I've received

LuLz.

I just got it too! Even I must admit, I find it funny.

Still, not like I'd hold it against anyone for quitting our games. PUBSTOMP FTW!

Also:

Aside from the hilarity from this in general, if you had unlimited health, how could he EVER overheal you? Logic. Overhealing you too fast would mean you have too LITTLE health. Lolwut?

I hope to play with/against you soon hopefully, RandomDude.

After playing the game since it came out, I have yet to play you. It'll be good.

Oh, you too, DeadEye.

I only play Public Matches though.

We've never played, and you've played since launch? Lawl. I've had the game the day it came out too. The second it was advertised on Xbox's Summer of Arcade line up, I was so friggin psyched. Wasn't let down.

If it's that bad though, a F/R can always speed things up.

I've played with Deadeye a couple of times. I honestly don't know what people are hung up about. He's got a huge ego, or at least pretends to have one, but I honestly can't take him seriously enough to get offended. Better than me or not, he's SO vocal I can't help but go "Damn. Intrnt iz srs bsns." I find him funny, and his interactions with others funny as well. But people take him WAY too seriously.

I believe me and Deadeye both play Pubs near exclusively.

Well, three days before it officially came out, to be exact. But y'know.

It's probably our time-zones, I'm sure I might've played you once or twice. But whatever time you mostly play, I'm about six hours ahead.

...I'd like to think it was obvious that I was referring to Randomdude02 and The Dude 421 as two separate people.

Lief, that was in reference to you pointing out the Deadeye never plays without The Dude, but you also rarely play without Randomdude. It's Zatchmo pointing out the irony in that post.

Get it?

I GOT IT HARDER THAN ETENZE.

YOU MEAN EXTENZE

I GOT IT HARDER THAN YOUR MOM.

WHICH WAS PRETTY DAMN HARD.

Damn it. I was worried about the "E" at the end, and completely forgot the "X". Feel retarded.

Question. why are there two Hate Mail threads?

Because one thread could not contain the rage.

^^^
definitely a feedle alt.

****. I've been found out.

I guess I should start saying turrent again.

I was playing with Liefglinde and we ran into someone named aRainbowUnicorn. Maybe you've seen the name.

So aRainbowUnicorn went assault (what else?) and I went gunner. I killed him quite a few times on laserazor and actually managed to make him go negative but in overtime, he juice grenade launched/assault bomb 3'd our moneyball. Even Lief and I's combined efforts could not stop the moneyball killing prowess of the fair and balanced assault class.

After the match this was his message:

"No point in kill whoring if you're going to lose anyway, silly gunner."

I found this strange as one of the primary goals of the gunner is to kill enemy pros. He has dual miniguns for a reason. So Lief and I went into super duper tryhard mode the next few games and won every one until unicorn eventually quit.

We've run into him a few times since then and he called Lief bad because "he could only get kills while deployed" or something retarded like that.

I also should mention that in the numerous games I've played with him, he's never gone anything but assault.

If you see aRainbowUnicorn anywhere, be sure to say hi for me.

I think hes one of those top 100 blitz mode players whos only good at one class. Think he used to play with V A L K E N or those guys

telling me im bad for using juice machines.... i think i bought one or two

Ah you got the "Juice Chaining" treatment too, eh?

Yeah I don't really get why people rage so much over that when it's the actual point of the game. Juice, take down turrets/bots/Moneyball, win the game.

People rage because 90% of the time its used purely for kills with no interest of winning.