How many Miracle JF's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1. But he can do it waaaaaaay better than you can.



What's the difference between Miracle JF and a bottle of pure, unrefined awesomeness?

The bottle.



Why did Miracle JF cross the road?

To prove that he can do it way better than the chicken.




Did you know that Miracle JF got an erection at Wal Mart the other day?

There were no survivors.



Don't doubt the amazingness of Miracle JF, guys. Japan did, and look at them now. He is the epitomy of awesome, and every time somebody sneezes, I expect to hear "Miracle bless you". If Miracle says Jump, you say "How high, how far, and do you want a blowjob with that?"

Miracle JF - He's more than a man. He's a myth. He's a legend. And he will not hesitate to destroy you.

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

I came into this game a few weeks ago because I enjoyed the demo.. I somehow became talked about by top end players... It was cool to get involved in the competitive scene quickly.

With this talk about me, I started getting ridiculed within the first two weeks of my time in game. Miracle with his elitist attitude decided to talk complete trash to me through messages.. I even explained to him that I respected his skill or so what people had told me... he continued to try and degrade me..

Our scrim on ammo mule last night proved to me that miracle is nothing other than a slayer.. If it wasn't the smart plays by the rest of his team, he would be nothing. I went into that game with a brand new controller that I was struggling with and shut him down every SINGLE time.. Until he felt the need to juice chain(as usual). This last piece of text is not to talk trash, but to rather say.. You don't intimidate me at all Miracle.. You are just another trash talking elitist who feels the need to make up for something in your life by taking it out on others...

From the talk I've heard in random parties, people are becoming sick of it... Being good at a game is one thing, but promoting a horrible attitude while doing so is another. Check yourself.

Thanks for trying to get me removed from my team Miracle.. I appreciate you taking the time to try and bother me and my people the 5th week of me playing MNC.

I don't hate you Miracle, I just wish you would level your head and realize this is a game, and however good you may think you are and might be..... People will eventually move on and you'll just be the same old Jeff(enter real name here) that was the "best" in a game that never really mattered anyway. I hope all your MNC earnings give you a beautiful life.

-Thank you to the people who have supported me as an upcoming player or whatever I may or may not be.. You all make it worthwhile.

-Garbage

Miracle did that, eh Garbage? I can't see why, you are a good player from what I've seen. Do you have any idea why good sir Miracle Jeff would do that?

What are you talking about, Garbage? He's the best slayer in Monday Night Combat! Don't insult somebody carrying that much awesome like that!

Miracle thought that Garbage was good...until he didn't like him.

Basically, me, Garbage, and Boom ended up in a lobby with Miracle and a few of his buddies. Because the teams were stacked in our favor (they had 3 randoms, we got put on a team with Skill and a few of his buddies...we did not join off of them though), me and Boom were just messing around. After two games in a row of them wrecking our moneyball and ripping us apart (they were taking it seriously...we weren't), me and Boom went dual assassins and won the game.

Then I got invited to a party, Miracle raged at me and they all left the party. He didn't really say anything to Boom I believe, but he's been harassing Garbage every since. Over XBL. Over a video game. Mainly over one match in a video game.


Cliffnotes:
*LOL HE MAD

This is the only idea I have. Lol

How many Miracle JF's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1 if Shammas is helping him.


(this thread was begging for it xD)

Sensual Miracle made 30% of the world's? women ovulate instantaneously

You guys realize why he is on grandprize right? You realize why your not right?
If you answered NO to any of these questions the reason is your bad.
I was in the party when you guys were playing. Deadeye lagged out and so did Thomas. Don't brag about playing them and thinking your good because of 1 map and they were playing with thomas. Snarf you try way to hard. Garbage your garbage.
First game we played you were assassin on lazor c ace c went assassin and destroyed you. We knew before the game started you were going to try hard with your garbage team. There was a thread made about how everyone who plays us trys so hard just to impress us in a pub do it in a private (which you still haven't done yet) and maby we would "respect you". Until then your just another farm animal. Snarf you went 2-19 one game because all you did was hit the ball. If that isn't trying hard tell me what is?

lololololololololololololololololololol that guy's angry

Pro tip: Getting really really mad over a video game is directly proportional with virginity.

Your an adult playing video games get a life.

And apparently a love for atrocious graphic design as well. I have absolutely no other input as I don't know any of you or whoever else is involved here, it's just been bugging me a lot.

/art elitist

The beautiful thing is, MLG.. Since I have started playing this game, it's been your name that I've heard get mad fun of/trash talked more than ANYONE. I personally don't care about GP as a whole, nor do I give your opinions any credibility or respect. Almost every thread I've seen you post on has been nothing but "Blah blah blah I'm a child with a temper and what I have to say is right." G-R-O-W up.

Also, if anyone is a try-hard, it's you.. You rage in game and you clearly raged in this post.. gg child.

That's the best troll attempt you've got, man? Oh good lord. This is like Mr. T getting into a fist fight with an 85 year old lady with downs syndrome and a prosthetic leg.

Yeah dude I'm 21 and in college and play video games what a loser who does that?


EDIT: LOL @ you try-harding in this thread, btw. Me and Miracle are cool now, as far as I'm concerned. This ish was like over and you try-harded your way into it. Probably just did it so that Miracle would see that you took up for him so that maybe he'll like you more and use lube this time.

Aww.. You mad bro? Maybe your mom will take you out for ice cream.

I'm older than you kid. Get off my nuts child.

Thats real mature.?

I'm not comfortable with all you grown-ups calling other people children. HOW ABOUT YOU ACT YOUR AGE!

I'm 17 not an adult.

Hahaha. Well, it's been fun guys but I'm done with these forums. Hope virginity is treating you well intervention. Later all.