Tinfoil Hats!11!!!11

ALRIGHT GUYS. CAPS LOCK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AND MAYBE THROW IN SOME HUGE LETTERS.

Ok, the time of this posting is the 22nd.

Uncle Tully's Funland has 19 characters in it (Yes that counts the apostrophe, it's a character). There are 3 stars, that's 22, and the one on the counter would add up to 23.

What does this mean? That the update is coming out tomorrow of course! What do I base this on? Well.... I don't know.


(Also if the update comes out tomorrow, then I demand a naked Assassin skin. My steam is Espiodude2) No I don't want a naked Assassin skin.

That sounds like my logic!

Heehee, I can see where you're going and it makes me super-excited!

Thanks^

And before you people start going "But what about the numbers before 0001?," the time they changed was random up to this point.
Not intended to be factual.

You totally forgot the take the "N" in "Funland" into the equation because the lights on it don't work. That was intentional.

All of you were silly and missed the obvious reasoning.

There is not Uncle Tully's. This is a virus. This is a countdown to a virus!

N blacked out intentionally? This is correct. but it is a hint to the virus. FU? F*ck you? F*ck You Land.

THIS IS GOING TO MESS UP YOUR COMPUTERS! QUICK, ALL YOU FIVE STARS AND GUNNER PLAYERS DELETE THE GAME!!

We rest will stay here and try to game the virus away.

Friday 15th
0008 changed to 0004

Tuesday 19th
0004 changed to 0002

Thursday 21st
0002 changed to 0001

Friday 22nd
???
Profit!


Beyond that... meh

Ekanaut said the patch would be out this week. So it's today or tomorrow...

Note the 5 lights on top of the countdown. I reckon that will represent the last 5 hours as each one ticks off for each hour.

Friday 22nd
0001 changed to 0000

Saturday 23rd

0000 changed to -001
Bricks shat.

Uncle Tully's = U.T.

The game runs on the Unreal 3 engine.

Obviously the new character is Malcom.

I'm hungry

Wilder is Hungry.

The need to sustain himself Grows.

The N is blocked out.

Meaning that the need will not be met here.

As in the Need or want for Uncle Tully's.

If you notice, the U N and T are the brightest letters in the Sign.

UNT.

NUT.

Nut.

Uber thinks we're Nuts to believe there's another map coming out.

BECAUSE IT'S A VIRUS!!

Fixed that for ya, but I'm still hungry xD

... I don't do cocaine!

That's for losers. Winners do Bacon! I snort Bacon!

...

Would anyone here do Bacon Flavored cocaine? Or Cocaine that makes you perceive the world 100 times more Bacony?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VgYutOM ... re=related
Enjoy your tf2 Medic dance hypnosis, no more bacon needed

Blasphemy.

I heard from a reliable source the update will be out by Sunday.

... Do.. you not realize where you are?

*suicides*

I wish I had room in my sig for some of that post, namely "I snort bacon!"