Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: Will the new dlc from uber be any good? Cleverbot: Always. User: Did you copy and paste that answer? Cleverbot: Link? What link? User: Who said anything about a link you noob? Cleverbot: I did! User: What do you want to say to brotranquility? Cleverbot: Go to your room and think about what you did! User: What class do you play on monday night combat? Cleverbot: I play a warlock. User: Intresting, is that a dlc character? Cleverbot: It would be rather difficult to be attached to a text box... User: Right, do you use armour? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Gold armour? Cleverbot: Not your business. User: Oh its like that, I bet you run bronze armour. Cleverbot: I am a new person to you, not who you previously spoke to. User: Thats amazing, bye bye. Cleverbot: So you want to marry me?
User: So, have you ever played Monday Night Combat? Cleverbot: No, never. Have you ever been to Canada? User: Would rather eat my own ****. Cleverbot: No, Id rather go to Germany, beause they have good chocolate there. User: It tastes like ****. Cleverbot: And you still like it? User: What do you think? Cleverbot: I think you have no idea what your on about. User: Thanks. I feel insulted. Cleverbot: It's my job to teach you. (Nothing against Canada or German chocolate, just wanted to see how it reacts)
Yay, i'm important enough to be mentioned constantly, as usual. God, I wonder what everyone else does when they think of how much more universally mentioned I am over them. Yes, bad references are still constant ones. People constantly mention Satan all the time, and he sure is popular for all that trolling. Speaking of, TrollBranquility, or whatever acct someone made mimicing mine, doesn't impress me. What would impress me is if that acct got a leaderboard score on Fury of the Storm, or Through the Fire and the Flames. OR, got B+ on a character in Street Fighter. Impress me, whoever you are...
User: Hey, have you ever played Monday Night Combat? Cleverbot: No, never. Have you ever been to Canada? User: You should play Monday Night Combat. Cleverbot: Is it fun? User: Monday Night Combat is a very fun shooter video game. Cleverbot: Hmm... Maybe. User: I can buy it for you friend. Cleverbot: Can you? User: Yes, I've bought you Monday Night Combat. Go play it and tell me what you think. Cleverbot: What's your prize ? User: Bacon. Cleverbot: Oh yuck. User: Wanna see my anus? Cleverbot: Sure!
User: Have you ever played the game Monday Night Combat? Cleverbot: No I haven't. Is it related to machines vs man? User: Sort of, there are humans on both sides with bots to help them. Cleverbot: Have you ever played Scribblenauts? You can use whatever item you think of to help you win the game! User: No you can't. Cleverbot: Ok then. Lets change topics. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you like Lady GaGa? User: No. Cleverbot: Why don't you like Lady Gaga? User: Nope. Cleverbot: I love you though. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Why? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Nope? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Are you mean today? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Are you Samantha S.? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Why nope? User: OuirjwepiobnioasmdouianqwefuboasdsdbnfuaiosdhnahndfnjbpdaiohfobbufouieAC. Cleverbot: Oui. User: NEAFOIKNEFBWEFUJASDYBDAWJNDFWEVNBASBSFCVIUSBDEFICBEQIBDUDNUIFBJN SAIBSCIBIEQBWICBADSKJBDIUQBEWRBADBFQEWHNWEJBQEWIOLLIASNODBFOUIASCNASSDFOWAQWHDFNBIBWBUIBCBASCBNOASDFBFSAODOSASOBCNASDOHDGASIOBDICDADNCUOAEEFAPOSJDUOFBCVEAOSDLFNFCIUEWBDGFNVCIAUFCIPLHKBVWESDFG\\\\\\]. Cleverbot: Sarcasm isn't very nice.
You know, this one went somewhere horribad. User: Do you prefer Uber Entertainment or VALVe? Cleverbot: Harry Potter, which do you prefer? User: The ****? Cleverbot: What do you see in the future? User: A beating on you. Cleverbot: You think you can beat mankind? User: I'll beat you. Cleverbot: Do you sing? User: Can we get back on topic please? Uber or VALVe. Cleverbot: What is the topic? User: Uber Entertainment vs. VALVe. Cleverbot: Hab ich denn einen? User: One what? Cleverbot: UFO. User: Can have one? Cleverbot: Sure. What do you like on your burrito? User: I prefer churros. Cleverbot: As do I. User: It's nice to see we agree, but Bacon is in all honesty better for you. Cleverbot: Can I ask you who are you? User: Nobody important... Cleverbot: I don't want to help you. I want to have you. User: So... You want sex? Cleverbot: No I do not want to. User: Thank God. Cleverbot: Yes, let's thank god.
