Bad Bot Buddies 2v2 tournament w/ $200 prize pool

My normal teammate will be busy so I'm in need of an ally too! Sure I may not be Uber ranked, but I have HEART.

As I proved in the last 2 v 2 clopsey, having an Uber rank doesn't mean you win

I like the cut of this guy's jib.

Just a reminder that places are on a first-come-first-served basis for full teams. Your one-person team will not reserve you a final slot ahead of a two-person team, so get your partner signed up ASAP.

I tried joining
IÇEGOTEHPOWEROFTEHKAPPAWOITHME

but it made a duplicate team, then i clicked withdraw to try again and I can't sign up anymore.

@xankar y u hev to maek the naem so longh

I've sorted it out, you're in the team now.

thanks

That great title is the result of @Alpha2546 's oh so disastrous machinations. He was drunk at the time and doesn't even remember coming up with such a grandeur title, of which is most befitting indeed for the players within thus created and eloquently fine drabble. The length, I am certain of, is representative of the amount of time the poor chap was laid to waste as a consequence of his regrettable yet peculiar interest in the golden honey which was so right for his consumption during his moment of insecurity and lack of awareness at the ever so exponentially increasing rate of golden honey consumption. Truly a man worthy of respect that goes beyond the leaps and bounds of whatever Donald Trump himself contains within his fatty refinement and yet at the same time he is a figure we must acknowledge as history's most tragic character.

To quote such fellow of a particularly legendary magnitude: "sdf i um s drnk rght noooeo"

also, we should probably practice sometime. want to use teamspeak?

He should get drunk more often.

Yeah, I'll fix them someday. In the meantime though, it retains its intended use.

Still looking for a teammate.

Also, notice anything wrong with this picture? Other than the last 3 teams being ridiculously strong teams.

I love the way you don't even need to show my teammate. It's like "holy sweet mother of divine Clopse, ggwp all".

It was a typo, he meant look at these two teams and forgot to crop you

Nope

Hey, be nice, as you can see by win % clopse is the 4th most dangerous player in that list of 5 players...

Sigh It's %% I'm pretty sure I pointed this out a while back.

We have space for four more teams before we start placing people in reserve slots, so sign up (or sign your partner up) fast.

Guess why I won't be joining the tournament.

YES YOU'RE RIGHT!

I'll be praying to the mighty golden honey gods that team IÇEGOTEHPOWEROFTEHKAPPAWOITHME will win and yes I'll be doing that in a snowman costume with some drinks.


Go IÇEGOTEHPOWEROFTEHKAPPAWOITHME

Just one more day to sign-up, so grab a partner while there's still time. We'll be closing sign-ups on Saturday so we can seed the brackets.