Corrupt A Wish, MNC edition.

granted, but the sin falls on her own sword or dagger... wait, thats not corrupted at all... eh ohwell.

wish: the supports firebase could stick to whatever surface it was thrown at, ie walls. ceilings...

Granted, but it has no ammo.

I wish you could shoot the fans and be fined for it.

Granted, but they shoot back!!

Wish: Shots bounced off Bullseye and could hit people.

Granted, but bullseys shoots back!!

Wish: I wish the firebase could be detonated to deal massive aoe dmg.

Re:

Granted, but it only damages teammates.

I wish the support could give spaghetti and meatballs to people to heal them.

Re: Re:

Granted, but he never has parmesian cheese... EVER

Wish: I wish the Support class's Heal/Hurt Gun actually did damage to enemy players.

granted, the hurt portion now does decent damage to the enemy player while giving them bacon when under its effects.

Wish: A CTF mode was introduced.

Granted, but due to purposeless bots the two most mobile classes, assassin and assault, are all anyone ever plays.

I wish I could have more time to play this game.

Granted, but you must play naked in public.

Wish: Bulleye drops eggs which make you fart.

Granted, your character now randomly launches forward.

Wish: I wish you could switch to 1st person instead of 3rd.

Granted, but you have eyes in the back of your head.

Wish: I wish you could upgrade turrets to level 4.

Granted, but they only shoot rainbows that heal the enemies.

I wish the sniper had a nerf gun.

Granted, but you don't get any darts.

I wish you could repair turrets for cash.

Tooo many quotes.

Granted, but repairing a turret saps half the health and all of the overheal of a random teammate.

Wish: I wish level 3 freeze traps also froze people entering the aoe.

ok but it also freezes teammates
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i wish bacon would rain from the sky

(this is soma pretty funny $***)

Granted, but its uncooked.

I wish bullseye was playable.

Granted, but he plays in his current state; slow, without weapons, and people get money for shooting him (you).

I wish I had more gift passes for MNC to give out.

Granted, but you can't give it to anyone who was, or is on your steam friends.

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I wish gunners and assassins would swap abilities.

Granted! But those abilities are the gunner's speed and the assassin's base health.

I wish I could play MNC on Mac.

Granted, but you can no longer use alternate fire thanks to lack of second mouse button.


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I wish Uber would do a "meet the clones" video A-LA TF2 style interviews.