[Fun Thread, Not Complaints] Most Rage Moments Ingame

So, I thought in the spirit of fun, we could post a few of the things that make us rage ingame. Give us all a few laughs.

I think the thing that makes me rage the most is when I line up a perfect shot on an enemy pro or tower, I tap my Product Grenade button, my grenade sails in a beautiful arc...
...Only to miss the target by less than an inch or so to the left because I misjudged my aim. And it happens every single time I think i've got a perfect shot lined up. Every. Single. Time.

RAGE INITIATED.

How 'bout you guys?

Losing the game, buying Juice during overtime, heading to the enemy money ball only to be ringed out by the enemy Jackbot.

24 kills.

Gunner deploys, I'm sniper. 3 2 1 UBE-WTF WHERE NO WHYYYYYyyyyyyy.........

As I sail into the abyss because I sidestepped off the arena...

Doing a tank charge into a Sniper, only for him to pull off some Bruce Lee reflexes and grabs
my sorry flaming *** mid charge and sends me flying into the abyss.

Press F to buy Juice.
Receive Headshot.

When the juice dispensers don't work and I rage spamming the F button lol.

I never rage. :roll:

Oh boy. I'm a 35 years old man, so i have no shame in admitting that there are times where i just turn the computer off and go to bed in order to restore my sanity, but there are specifically 2 things that makes me hover the mouse over the quit button.

Level 3 Long Shots on Steel Peel Arena and a teams of 3 Assassins and 3 snipers.

Getting facestabbed, but somehow it counting as backstab.
Just like TF2!

This, but in midair.

General:
-Getting Juice the VERY Second I die.
-Walking out of spawn and dying a millisecond later (Spunky Cola hurts man...)
-Two Assaults sticky bombing me at the same time.
-Watching anyone build a Lazar Blazer for any reason what-so-ever.
-2+ Assassins trying to grapple me at the same time...or assassins in mass rushing towards me when grappled/grappling. OK, I get it, you want to hug...GET IN LINE JEEZE.

As Tank:
-Product grenade not 100% garenteed to fire where I want it to, so 7/10 times I'll miss my intended target if using lv2 beyond say a Jackbot.
-Recalling quite painfully that grabs beat charges.
-Railgun shots hitting the floor or JUST stopped by a pixel of wall.

As Gunner:
-Snipers.

Stuff that makes me laugh:
-Assassins standing still thinking no one can't make out that hum and blurred effect still as if this was TF2.
-Gunners/Tanks deployed with their backs facing me.
-Slim bot death comments ether due to self stupidity or someone else.
-"It's Our lovable Mascot Bullseye!...Kill Him...KILL HIM NOW!"


That's about all I can think off top of my head.

- Assassins who charge from the front but miraculously get a backstab kill on me.
- Dying right after obtaining juice.
- Juicing, only to be grappled almost instantly.
- No-one building turrets.
- Support's who don't repair turrets.
- Almost killing someone and then they juice! Oh **** moment right there!

Found another one! People who wear "The Me in Team". Gratz bro, you don't support your team by building turrets. No wonder I spend all my time broke. RAAAAAGE.

When people destroy the enemy shaveice I'm just about to finish hacking.
When I seem to hit the tank in the head multiple times but still somehow end up with bodyshots.
When I land on someone's head trying to get to the annihilator and have my jetpacks instantly depleted, resulting in my gravity borne death on steel peel.
When some dude is bunnyhopping extremely close to me and unable to hit me, but I'm also unable to hit him, and then I get killed by some random third party.

Stuff that makes me laugh:
When I happen to be doing well enough that two people on the team make their mission to do nothing but harass and attempt to kill me. I even had someone switch from assault to assassin for the purpose(which didn't help, considering I was a tank).

When someone kills me then i kill them A LOT they quit and rejoin with my endorsements. When jackbot hits me off the map when im juiced.

When I get combo-grappled and finished by a Lvl 1 Rock-it during a juice run that could have ended with an All-time Great.

Face grapples that turn into Back grapples, and good snipers.

"Ooh look, I have juice!" *BOOM HEADSHOT*

I try not to rage as it causes bad play but I do have moments

Team members that have a headcrab bomb and run towards me, killing me and them and giving an extra free kill away, well done you fantastic team member you!

Assassins that just hunt pros, irritating.

1) Dying to Back Grapple / Head Shot while holding 100% juice.

2) Ringouted by gunner slams, or tank charges as an assault.. due to the stun effect at the end.. just baning on hover like please god hover..

3) Getting knocked over the edge as assault, and hovering to save your self, flying back to the edge, and realizing you are .5 feet below it, and so of course have to just sit there looking at freedom for 2 seconds as you hover in vein.

4) being stuck by an assault bomb, and having the bastard leave it on you for like 30 seconds.. as he uses chat to gloat.. saying things like.. "ok take a vote, who wants tinygod to die?" only to have the vote come up 3 to 4, not in my favor lol...

On a side note, I stuck a tank once, and left it on him for what felt like ever, than he juiced and I popped it.. turns out you can survive that.. but he had like maybe 10 health left.