BREAKING NEWS Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon 's decision to take advantage of President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing young minorities drawing government assistance. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how a group of young welfare drawing thugs, members of a Harlem street gang, were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon 's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon 's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. UPDATE: However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew of young thugs able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Budweiser.
My girlfriend told me if she got one more awful birthday present, she would set it on fire. So, I bought her a scented candle...
Then apparently i'm not getting the real joke.... It "kann ohnes flugzeugabwehr". amirite? is there some hidden layer of cleverness? am i bloody murdering your joke?
Anything with that many syllables is hilarious. I could be called a racist and banned, if another german fellow didn't post it and agree. High Five! Seriously, it isn't that funny if you are all serious about it, but it is pretty funny nonetheless. Us Americans even laugh at long words in our own language, but it is so hard to find them compared to this. That, or the vast majority of us are dumb, so whatever.
What? Are you serious? He just does that? For 3 hours straight? Just like nothing at all is wierd? Okay.
The video says "in english". Also, it sounds like he's pronouncing a chemical (phenyl glycol etc) which is cheating since you can make such a word arbitrarily large. Bonus points for irony: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobie The dutch word for "fear of long words".
I wouldn't say that. I in fact believe that is false. Actual racism is definitely not cool or allowed. Unfortunately, jokes come close to being that and grey areas are loaded pistols...
Another fun encounter in Elite. This time it was "Fearsome Panda". Didn't get to kill him because I was in the process of limping back to a station with 14% hull integrity and a heavily cracked canopy.
