Stupidity you've seen. The best hits.

Simple enough, name the stupid things you've seen players do, funny, weird or just brain-numbingly stupid.

I'll go first.

The Tank that thought since his health was so stupendous that he could chase me (Assassin) down. There were however four flaws in his plan:

He was out of Jet Gun Range, and he forgot how to change weapons.
He didn't know what his b button did.
He didn't know that a Tank is slower than an Assassin.
I knew how to fill him full of shuriken.

I know what my B button does, melee.

This thread is now about button layouts.

There I was, on Spunky. The upper level. I was dashing desperately to make it to the enemy base. I dashed, and then my dash ran out. I lunged at the spawn door, and then it happened. I actually entered the enemy spawn. As I looked around, bewildered by such an event, I realized something.

I was at my own base.

LOL

I love when people get me to red health, then stupidly follow me right into our rockets. Even if they kill me, they didn't really accomplish anything.

I also love when a dumb player will fall for the same ice trap or bomb over and over again, then eventually ragequit.

I once saw a Tank get killed by my two Scramblers. He started out at full health, my Scramblers came at him, he switched to his railgun at point-blank range and missed seven shots in a row, and my two Scramblers tore him from a full health bar to nothing. It was painful to watch. All he had to do was either Death-Blossum or Charge.

or...you know...run away...

Real men don't run.

I was playing sniper on Spunky Cola and there was this tank who figured out he could jet pack up on the walls of his base and the jet over to the walls that guard the little pathway. Well, he would get up on the pathway walls and charge off of them to reach my sniping post. He killed me one time, the first time. After that I laid traps everywhere and two-hit KO'ed him at least 7 times. Then, in the same game there was this enemy sniper who wouldn't quit standing still. I killed him at least 5 times with a headshot.

OK so I was on the Grenade III on the upper level, berely jumped the first luanchpad near my right rockit turent. theres an assassin comin my way, a support behind it, and a tank on the center where the annihilator is at. !st the assassin lunges at me, but at a strange angle, so by pure instinct i jump and keep my jets on turn around and there i goes fying towards the center and rings itself out, now i have my back towards the support. it misses 2 shotguns...i hover behind him and charge, ring him out to where the assassin flew...suddenly im being fired at by a rail gun. he shoots at me for a while as he walks towards the luanch pad that lands him near my rockit so i estimate where hes gonna land if he decides to step on the pad. surely enough he goes. so he flies and lands back first to my bomb, i detonate and he goes even futher than the luanch pad throws him and rings out...and yeah thas pretty much it..3 dumb ring outs as an assault.

Nah, his big complaint was bunny hopping. I even got a few rage messages about it. And he was terrible, so all of his comments are automatically wrong. David Sirlon says that if you can bunny hop to survive longer, do it.

I've gone into public matches before...

Quoting for more Hayley.

One that me and sensitivepsycho share. lolrandum tanks picking up bacon, and seeing themselves as the divine ownerer of the universe, charge straight to Level 3 rockets and suicide. So ******* hilarious yet frustrating at the same time.

Another time on Spunky, I was playing Gunner and Thombow was playing support. I was on low health and I was sitting at the back door spot (the ledge that curls round to their base). Thombow came running "Amaze I'll heal you! I'll he-.." and he fell straight off the map. :lol:

I despise that guy. If anyone on the forums thinks I dislike them, please believe me that I LOVE you compared to him. The PMs I have are precious.

Scramblers drain skills.

You would have died if you were in his shoes.

I was playing as a Tank ( my FIRST time as a Tank, might I add. ;] ) on Laserazor arena, and was standing to the right of the base on the platform, just a few feet ahead of the the ejector. There was a sniper down the range from me to the right of his base, and was trying to pick me off with a headshot. I pulled out the railgun and we started strafing from side to side, hiding behind the barrier then firing at each other. Guess who died first? Not me. ;] He picked my health to red so thought he'd run out in the open and I popped him one good time with a railbeam and he died. Epic win, no? Oh, wait, then I got headcrabbed by his buddy. FAIL.

Yeah, I'm a bit out of practice seeing Scramblers on the battlefield. I wonder why...

:lol: yeah i hate long range fights...makes you oblivious to just about every thing else like you have tunnel vision.