how much would you pay...

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  1. reptarking

    reptarking Post Master General

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    To kick a man in the junk.
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  2. embox

    embox Moderator Alumni

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    Absolutely nothing.
  3. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Exactly what are you planning?
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  4. cptconundrum

    cptconundrum Post Master General

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    I can confirm the accuracy of this statement.
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  5. violetania

    violetania Well-Known Member

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    AHAHAHAHAHA never thought i'd see a guy post something like this, depends who it is, if it was my dad i'd pay thousands! Depends on the level of my loathing. <3 It's surprisingly amusing when a guy gets hit down there, a guy was joking about making a pot on if i was a lesbian or not because i wasn't sleeping with anyone in my course and i hit him down there, his face was hilarious! You guys should try it sometime! =P <3
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  6. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    As wrong as such a comment is, taking pleasure in causing suffering is something you should get a therapist for.
  7. Devak

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    if it was Vladimir Putin (the head of state of russia, in case there's a clause that i hit the wrong vladimir putin), i'd pay 4000 euros. 2000 extra if i can get a professional to do it, preferably so hard that he dies.

    That would make me happy, and the world a better place.
  8. violetania

    violetania Well-Known Member

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    HEY!!!!!! I'm in a course at uni with no girls, and when people start making bets on when you're going to admit you're a lesbian based on the fact i haven't slept with anyone in the course (despite the fact that i have a long term boyfriend) is absolutely infuriating!!!!! What if girls tried to sleep with you then call you gay?! This is completely rational!!!! DX *tear* senpai hates me....
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  9. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fair enough.
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  10. squishypon3

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    Wat? That's how most comedy exists, people enjoy other people's pain. :p

    Though taking literal pleasure well.. I don't judge, you'd be suprised how many people can take pleasure in going through pain or causing someone pain. (With consent of course.)
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  11. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    A) Nothing surprises me when it comes to human pleasure
    B) This doesn't sound like it involved consent.
  12. cdrkf

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    I'd say in violets case its more a 'darwin' award type deal. To make a comment like that whilst not taking adequate protective measures is just stupid. So either he was complicit in that he knew it was deserved, or too stupid to figure out that his statement put his gonads in danger.... Irrespective I have no sympathy for him :p
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  13. arseface

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    I wouldn't be able to enjoy putting anybody in that much pain.

    Even the people I hate most don't deserve it. I've been punched in the nads before. And when I say punched, I mean the dude dropped to his knees and uppercut the boys. I'd imagine a kick would be worse, and I don't think I could do that to somebody.
  14. MrTBSC

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    i do it for free .... 2 times .... :p

    @arseface i am usaly rather pacefist but seriously there exist people that ... ... ...
  15. Raevn

    Raevn Moderator Alumni

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    There are times in life where something profound happens. You may be in a forum, you may be talking to someone face to face. But something will be said or written. You will stop. The sounds of birds, traffic, other people, keyboards typing, winds blowing, and even the sounds of hurricanes, if present, will all disappear into quietness. The world will be still, and appear frozen.

    But this is all an illusion, as it is not the world, but you, who have become frozen. The shear profoundness of that utterance will shatter your consciousness and leave your mind to retreat in on itself as it is forced to ponder this new revelation. Not knowing what to do, your mind goes into autopilot; your eyelids close, your head drops down a little, and in a curious action - the mechanisms of which are as-yet unknown to science - your arm raises, palm upwards, inevitably colliding with the region of one's face above the eyes. At the same time, one's face takes on an expression of anguish, as your mind furiously battles within itself to resolve the mysteries of this new dilemma.

    But all is not lost! As the fog in one's mind lifts; the impulse keeping ones arm aloft subsides, and it gently lowers itself down to your side once more. Your head raises, and your eyelids open, ever so slowly. The world returns to normal pace, and as the clouds finally part from your mind, the answer to what presented to you becomes clear - so clear, you are forced to utter a response, the response that all those who find themselves in this circumstance inevitably conclude to be the only acceptable response:

    "What the hell* did I just read????"

    *not actually the word used.
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  16. cwarner7264

    cwarner7264 Moderator Alumni

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    10/10 would experience dumbfoundedness with you again.
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