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  1. mkrater

    mkrater Uber Alumni

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    Two penguins walk into a bar... Which is kinda silly since the second one should have seen it.
    mkrater, October 3, 2014
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  2. mkrater

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    Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
    mkrater, October 3, 2014
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  3. Geers

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    Did...Did you just rick-roll us?
    Geers, October 3, 2014
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  4. mkrater

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    Welcome to Friday :D
    mkrater, October 3, 2014
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  5. Geers

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    It's 3:30 am Saturday. Catch up slowpoke :p.
    Geers, October 3, 2014
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  6. thetrophysystem

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    Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

    Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
    thetrophysystem, October 4, 2014
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  7. spazzdla

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    What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

    You look a little pail.
    spazzdla, October 6, 2014
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  8. mkrater

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    mkrater, October 12, 2014
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  9. Geers

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    Why do lobster couples never last?

    They're just two shellfish!
    Geers, October 16, 2014
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  10. stonewood1612

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    It begins with a T, ends with a T and it's full of T.

    What is it?

    A TEAPOT.
    stonewood1612, October 17, 2014
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  11. mkrater

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    When does a boat show affection?
    When it hugs the shore.

    What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
    A fence

    "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
    mkrater, October 17, 2014
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  12. Geers

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    Geers, October 19, 2014
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  13. Geers

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    September 16th, 1776:
    The cold air balloon is invented.

    Unfortunately it doesn't quite take off.


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    Geers, October 21, 2014
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  14. thetrophysystem

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    thetrophysystem, October 22, 2014
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  15. Geers

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    Ebola.
    Geers, October 22, 2014
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    thetrophysystem, October 23, 2014
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    Turning away from all of the ebola (Man, I have heard this nonstop and I can't seem to spell it right...) nonsense
    Britain doesn't make any sense,
    It make pounds!

    Stupid little thing I came up with this morning...
    Maldor96, October 28, 2014
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  18. garat

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    On this note, I was in Vancouver, BC over the weekend, and I kept on trying to get some dollar bills for tips at the bar, but they kept telling me I was loony.
    garat, October 28, 2014
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    Horses are well-known for their stable relationships.
    Geers, October 28, 2014
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    You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.
    patema, October 28, 2014
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