[CLIENT] Excuses for Days

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  1. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    You've never lost a game, not really, just sometimes something goes wrong and your opponent doesn't know it. Now, like the best Uber players, make sure they know you didn't really lose. This mod will automatically post to chat the real reason for your loss, in the unlikely event that you're defeated. Probably by lag.

    Suggestions for new excuses welcomed.

    Installation

    You should download and install this mod via the Planetary Annihilation: TITANS in-game Community Mods.

    If you are using PAMM you will need to download the mod from GitHub.
    Last edited: October 19, 2021
  2. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    CHANGELOG

    Version 1.4 - 2023-07-02
    • New excuse
    Version 1.3.1 - 2022-08-08
    • Fixed mod icon
    Version 1.3 - 2021-01-28
    • New sentences
    Version 1.2 - 2020-10-13
    • More words
    Version 1.1 - 2020-09-07
    • Added more perfectly valid reasons for you losing
    Version 1.0 - 2020-08-24
    • Initial release
    Last edited: July 2, 2023
  3. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    This is now available on Community Mods.
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    Quitch Post Master General

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    ## v1.1 - 2020-09-07

    - Added more perfectly valid reasons for you losing
  5. emarkus

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    Below some more excuses for your mod. Javascript syntax is intentionally ready for copy & paste :)

    "i am drunk",
    "i haven't played for weeks",
    "i underestimated you, no offense",
    "this new meta is BS",
    "hotbuild not working, cant play",
    "i am not playing serious",
    "audio was stuttering, annoying to play only by vision",
    "jittering connection, rip my ISP - gg lol",
    "My faulty self-made mod sabotaged literally every build-queue. forgot to disable",
    "technically I could have win that by using a ragnarok, but i dont wanna see both of us die",
    "i had to eat something on the side, but this outcome surprised me",
    "i shouldn't play GW right before doing 1v1",
    "there was a hair at my mouse sensor stucking",
    "playing with touchpad",
    "mobile internet",
    "just to make it clear: You must constantly vary your strategy to remain unpredictable. Otherwise no win is possible at all.",
    "did you unpause?",
    "settings were reset...",
    "resolution was too high, resulting in low fps, rip gg",
    "i was in a blue-moon modded game before, couldn't see anything now in this map",
    "your chosen primary and secondary color is obscene, how can you even look at your icons without damaging your eyes?",
    "a friend was playing on my computer, thought he was decent",
    "i had a fire in my house.... you cant make that up",
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    ## v1.2 - 2020-10-13

    - More words
  7. ljfed

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    I played someone a couple of times today and was ̶l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶r̶e̶d̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶u̶s̶e̶s̶ sympathising with his remarkably unlucky circumstances. Now I realise it's a mod so I thought I might suggest some of my own.

    "you are so luck",
    "my baby was crying",
    "you only won because you expanded",
    "i was just practicing my micro, next time i'll try",
    "unit pathfinding so bad",
    "looks like the hacks i bought don't work",
    "fell asleep for a few seconds, i should probably go to bed",
    "my little brother unplugged my graphics card",
    "the light in my room exploded",
    "can't play with cold hands",
    "was too busy admiring the art style, next game i'll try",
    "a dingo ate my keyboard",
    "my cat knocked over my monitor",
    "i was going easy",
    "first time playing with new mouse",
    "my production is glitched and won't switch to infinite build",
    "accidentally unpowered all my production"
    "i had to alt tab so it looked like i was studying",
    "can't believe you put me on 0.5x eco",
    "you had better upgrades",
    "a giant spider crawled onto my monitor and blocked my eco display",
    "i guess playing keyboard only was a bit too demanding",
    "my right mouse button is stuck",
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    ## v1.3 - 2021-01-28

    - New sentences
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    Version 1.3.1 - 2022-08-08
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    Version 1.4 - 2023-07-02
    • New excuse

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