I've witnessed ye tales of woe personally, me harty. Such a sad day it is when we pirates aren't supported. Yarr..
ahoy me harty to fookin bad tis it those at the uber care none about ye they il feel the strike of me cutlass
Ye lilly livered yellow bastard! A real pirate doesn't need the say so of the white man to be a pira- arrrrrrrrrr I got me angry causes mixed up.