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  1. balsamicninja

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    Team CULT.
    balsamicninja, September 9, 2014
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  2. arseface

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    A student told a teacher that they were cold. The teacher told them to sit in the corner.

    It's 90 degrees there.
    arseface, September 10, 2014
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  3. Geers

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    Not so funny if you're talking in Celsius :confused:.
    Geers, September 10, 2014
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  4. arseface

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    I can't think of a better way to stop a kid from whining.
    arseface, September 10, 2014
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  5. Geers

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    :confused::confused::confused::confused:.
    Geers, September 10, 2014
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  6. Devak

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    Technically, sir, it's a Swim now
    Devak, September 10, 2014
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  7. spazzdla

    spazzdla Active Member

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    I threw a boomerang once and it never came back to me.. I now live in constant fear.
    spazzdla, September 11, 2014
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  8. thetrophysystem

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    A priest was exorcising the Devil out of a young boy, when the devil made a valid arguement:

    "Priest, you are nothing but a hypocrite. You have been inside of more boys than I have!"

    Touche Satan... touche...
    thetrophysystem, September 13, 2014
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  9. Geers

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    How did you get that ammonia question wrong? It's pretty basic stuff.
    Geers, September 17, 2014
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  10. Geers

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    What did one ghostbuster say to the other in the bathroom?

    "Don't cross the streams".
    Geers, September 21, 2014
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  11. thetrophysystem

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    What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

    Here is a great one:

    How do you get a baby to fit in a salsa bowl?

    Blender.

    How do you get the baby out of the salsa bowl afterwards?

    Tortilla chip!

    Oh, here is a better one:

    What has 4 legs, 1 arm, and a vicious temper?

    A doberman at a children's playground!
    thetrophysystem, September 22, 2014
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  12. Geers

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    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:.
    Geers, September 22, 2014
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  13. Devak

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    sums up my reaction nicely....:confused:
    Devak, September 22, 2014
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  14. Devak

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    i don´t blame ´em, to be honest.
    Devak, September 23, 2014
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  15. Devak

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    A clown was angry that he did not get stomped in the face.
    So what went wrong?

    he forgot the punchline.
    Devak, September 23, 2014
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  16. Geers

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    How many years does it take a frog to jump 366 times?

    Only one leap year.

    What do you call a man who crosses rivers for a living?

    Wade.
    Geers, September 23, 2014
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    There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    LennardF1989, September 23, 2014
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    How do you get a Linux user to serve you?

    Code:
    sudo obey 1
    Geers, September 23, 2014
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  19. thetrophysystem

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    I wanted to get rid of a blonde once...

    ...so I threw a scratch and sniff deep down into a pool.
    thetrophysystem, September 24, 2014
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    How do Jewish New Zealanders greet each other?

    "He-brew!"
    Geers, September 24, 2014
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    How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?

    A: There's cheese next to the mouse!
    cdrkf, October 3, 2014
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