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  1. Devak

    Devak Post Master General

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    i think it confuses normal people as welll ;p
    Devak, August 16, 2014
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  2. Taxman66

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    that's the joke...
    Taxman66, August 16, 2014
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  3. Devak

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    I know hence the " ;p " its a great joke
    Devak, August 16, 2014
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  4. Geers

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    What do you call a priestly swiss cheese?

    Holey.
    Geers, August 16, 2014
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    Why did the plane crash?

    The pilot was a loaf of bread.
    Taxman66, August 16, 2014
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  6. Geers

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    Ah jeez don't you just hate it when that happens?
    Geers, August 16, 2014
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  7. thetrophysystem

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    I have a follow up joke.

    How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishmen?

    None at all!
    thetrophysystem, August 17, 2014
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  8. Devak

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    oooh history-influenced jokes are my favorite pasttime
    Devak, August 17, 2014
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  9. Geers

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    What do naughty historians get from santa instead of the gift they wanted?
    The present.
    Geers, August 17, 2014
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  10. orangerinapay

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    The funniest one for me is the fact that I find most/half of these jokes funny.

    I'm thirteen :oops:
    orangerinapay, August 18, 2014
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  11. Geers

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    What do you call a pencil at rest?

    Stationary!
    Last edited: August 23, 2014
    Geers, August 22, 2014
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  12. Taxman66

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    I'm sad my joke got deleted :(
    Taxman66, August 23, 2014
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  13. Geers

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    Why did the little boy fail his English test?

    Because his mother threw a fridge at him.
    Geers, August 23, 2014
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    What did the dolphin say when he got run over by a whale?

    He did it on porpoise!
    Geers, August 27, 2014
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    My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
    mkrater, August 27, 2014
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  16. Geers

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    Did you hear about the fierce brawl between the two campers?
    It was in tents!

    Geddit? Intense? Heeheeheehee...
    Geers, August 28, 2014
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  17. Devak

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    they raged until their mums separated them and forbade them to play COD?
    Devak, August 28, 2014
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    This guy is a joke enough to be accepted into this thread.
    Taxman66, August 28, 2014
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  19. Geers

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    "I'm just going to say Nazis are bad because all the voters agree with that".
    Geers, August 28, 2014
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    Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

    I'm so sorry sir, we just ran out of beetles.
    Geers, September 8, 2014
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