How do Ultra-Super Intelligent Humans think?

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  1. phlogistinator

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    phlogistinator, August 10, 2014
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    I'm pretty sure it was this guy who merged my post!
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    Anyway, I unearthed the questions in a hard disk from long ago, taken from the Paul Coojiman website before it was taken down.

    Here are the ISIS questions:

    1) ABABCDF:ADFAEFA :: BDASEDS: ??

    2) Jog. Tog. 272 Fog: MATOSA :: Lenient Hostos : ??

    3) AB, FSE, KWEE, AEKHEJWE, WEKBEIWEIBQEWKJQBWE, ??

    4) Ui+3si , Ifs + 3fi, Ki + 4s, Ji + Fs + Peoae, Reni + Faei + aeei + aei +PaeaonaseAeapse, ??

    5) 5234, 298742394724, 947293462934624923649234234, 3, 239487, -5, 20, 234987234897298239562482649264826492364, i, 5i, ?


    Sounds tough!
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  4. stuart98

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    Sounds legit. ;)
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  5. Geers

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    And you have to pay for it!

    Seems legit.
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    Then let's do it! Let's try the last question first. Question 5.

    Now where do we start?

    As said in my original post, I estimate my IQ to be only 70, so I don't think I can solve.

    :confused:o_O:confused:o_O:confused:o_O
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    Oh by the way, if we compare the head size of Evangelos Katsioulis, the guy whom I said has 38 billion IQ (I stand corrected at 205 by others) versus an average dude, notice how much larger his cranium and brain is (on the right):

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    It is rounder and more sizable, probably enlarging his frontal lobes to twice of normal.

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    A side view also shows that his frontal cranium is heavily expanded, giving him more brains.
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    Assuming these aren't bull, because that makes things more fun.

    The fifth one is a function, but I haven't dealt much with imaginary numbers so I wouldn't know how to go about solving it. Plot them on a graph and try to see if they fit. My guess is that it's the easiest for people who are good with imaginary functions.

    The third is probably the second easiest, also likely a function but possibly not.

    I'm toying with the first one, but I'm out of practice on puzzles though since I haven't been trying to cheat an IQ test recently.
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  9. phlogistinator

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    I think the first 3 are analogies, not sequences.

    Well, let's inform ourselves to not get disappointed if we can't solve any; after all, a score of 1/5 is said to be at the 99.99th percentile, while 2/5 is like one in a million, 3/5 one in 10 billion, and 5/5 like er ... 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th percentile or something, according to the norms provided on the website.

    By the way, does anyone not realise how big Evangelos' head is compared to others? Have a look at this:

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    From the above diagram, his head is about 8 times the size of an average woman.
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    Dafuq with the picture. Of course his head is many times larger than the woman's head on the left because it is an enlarged pic.
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    Why do you even care so much about IQ, like what is the big deal? No insulting, im just wondering whats up with all this mombomjumbo u clearly have a vivid head and ill think youll do just fine if you took one.
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    I thought he was peeping on a midget news reporter, not being able to hide very well, but even that wouldn't make his head larger than average.
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    Okay, that is one of the best gifs I have ever seen.
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    :oops::(.
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    Shhh.. shh... One of the best, don't worry.
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    His head is quite large indeed, as it can be seen here. Over 5 times that of the guy in the small diagram (to scale):

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    1. someone trying to sing
    1.michael jackson- abc
    2. Lenient Hostos is joggeing in the fog headed for the train 272 en route to Matosa
    3. You trying to spell the alphabet.
    4. I have no idea
    5. thats all the calculations an i5 cpu dose when trying to decifer all this knowledge

    Dude, how smart did i just become now?
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    According to this picture, his chin is roughly 9 centimeters away from the top of his skull (I measured this by holding a ruler up to the screen). In my case it's almost double that. Does this mean my IQ is over 400?
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    Let me estimate for you.

    Your brain is twice as long as Evangelos' brain = 2 x 2 x 2 = 8 times the volume

    Evangelos' IQ = 200.

    Yours = 200 x 8 = 1600

    :eek:
    phlogistinator, August 11, 2014
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