Bad pub kids never learn!

Discussion in 'Monday Night Combat 360 Strategy and Tactics' started by feedle, June 14, 2014.

  1. feedle

    feedle Post Master General

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    First off play the tutorial

    Second off don't play split screen (we all hate you when you do and join our team)

    Get out of the spawn and stop staring at the wall

    Picking assassin doesnt mean your going to be winning
    Picking assault doesnt mean your going to be winning

    Learn all the classes

    Learn how to counter and stop the ball from going down

    Get the anni

    Help the support buy rockets (yes gunner or assassin.. you have your duel minis and your sword and all
    level 3 skills... you cant buy much other then juice or bots... buy a level 3 rocket)
    Buy bots to help you breach.. gapshots kill turrets...
    Buzzers kill people who are high on ledges or sniping
    Bouncers are great in pairs overhealed vs assassins (they smell them)
    Gremlins are annoying as hell but they give juice to tanks and tanks kill them easy

    Punching bots and speaking broken english doesnt make you good
    Buying juice going 64-34-2 doesnt make you good if you lose
    Overtime means you get bacon (get half a bar of juice before hand)
    Don't go armorless and you are non xenonox (if your on host and lag like hell then you can)

    If you keep going 0-75 and can't even kill any bots please quit
    If your going 75-0 and keep losing then please quit

    Sending rage mail makes you look stupid
    Sending compliment mail makes you seam cool

    All your base belongs to us.. this is true.. you can be killed in spawn and your teamates might even kill you
    add to this mess
  2. knickles

    knickles Well-Known Member

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    thankyou for the psa
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  3. poiuasd

    poiuasd Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure those people will read this topic.
  4. feedle

    feedle Post Master General

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    It worked
    You did
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