IBM has managed to shrink the Watson computer down to the size of a large briefcase. Meaning it can be used for cloud computing. So IBM's plan is to allow people to connect to Watson and ask questions, like Siri except not braindead. What is Watson? The Jeopardy champion:
Watson's biggest strength is his ability to understand language. So at best it'll recognize taunts and insults and respond by crashing a moon into your face.
To be fair, that would be an amazing response to have against chat abuse/trolls. Imagine that kind of gameplay. Repeated chat abuse, APPLY MOON TO FACE.