The Ant Rant - WPMarshall's Lament *Sarcastic*

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  1. wpmarshall

    wpmarshall Planetary Moderator

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    JSDGKDFGKJDGKHDGH..........:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    Just finished casting a 3v3 orbital game and I found myself in a bewilderment. Once more, the ants have been renamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BLAARRRRRGH
    wa' 'z 'uh' UTC-8?????????????????:confused::confused::confused::confused:

    UTC dash 8? :eek:
    DAF---uack?!

    Hilarious 'n' all but from a casters perspective, can it be something at least pronounceable? Many thanks
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Otherwise I will have to keep calling them 'ants' at which point those over at PACE will tell me off for not using their 'actual' name :/ :cool:

    *Realises UTC minus 8 refers to time zone difference*
    :oops:
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    wpmarshall, March 8, 2014
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  2. brianpurkiss

    brianpurkiss Post Master General

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    From a Wiki management perspective, I've given up on keeping track of the name. Maybe I shoulda kept track of them all for history's sake... but oh well.
    brianpurkiss, March 8, 2014
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  3. Quitch

    Quitch Post Master General

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    Quitch, March 8, 2014
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  4. tatsujb

    tatsujb Post Master General

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    be glad they aren't calling it the honiggkuchenbaumbehangverzierunggsnüssedosendeckelbeschriftungsfarbe
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  5. wpmarshall

    wpmarshall Planetary Moderator

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    MARSHALL's ANT CHRONICLES

    Ant > Pounder > Titanium Insect > Histericles > Alleged Tank > UTC-8
    o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
    Published 8th March 2014 00:05 (UTC+0) the irony
    wpmarshall, March 8, 2014
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  6. polaris173

    polaris173 Active Member

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    I like the derangement factor here, 9/10, would read again.
    polaris173, March 8, 2014
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  7. ledarsi

    ledarsi Post Master General

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    Yeah, I'd like to report a bug. The Ant has been renamed to a random series of letters.

    /s
    ledarsi, March 8, 2014
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  8. cyclopsis

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    So... They named the Ant after the time zone of their HQ?

    I... Don't know how to respond to that.
    cyclopsis, March 8, 2014
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  9. stormingkiwi

    stormingkiwi Post Master General

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    This is why I call it the Fatty or the Taffy, depending on my mood that day.

    Now I'm calling it the Pacific Fatty or the Canadian Taffy.
    stormingkiwi, March 8, 2014
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  10. cola_colin

    cola_colin Moderator Alumni

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    Let's just all always talk about t1 tanks.
    cola_colin, March 8, 2014
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  11. wpmarshall

    wpmarshall Planetary Moderator

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    2Generic4me Cola ¬_¬
    wpmarshall, March 8, 2014
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  12. tatsujb

    tatsujb Post Master General

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    are you kidding me? lol

    you're the one over here ranting. that sounds like a perfectly sound solution to me!
    tatsujb, March 8, 2014
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  13. SolitaryCheese

    SolitaryCheese Post Master General

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    We should name them Bob.

    "Daaaamn, dude! The enemy is coming at us with a huge army of bobs."
    SolitaryCheese, March 8, 2014
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  14. tatsujb

    tatsujb Post Master General

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    ressssist ...temptatiooon .. dirtyyy ... ... . ......jokessss
    tatsujb, March 8, 2014
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  15. someonewhoisnobody

    someonewhoisnobody Well-Known Member

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    Don't tempt them
    someonewhoisnobody, March 8, 2014
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  16. stormingkiwi

    stormingkiwi Post Master General

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    Yeah that works.... most people talk about bots generically, t1 bombers and fighters, T2 bombers and fighters.
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  17. wpmarshall

    wpmarshall Planetary Moderator

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    Their next name should be the 'Marshall-Agonists' GAH
    wpmarshall, March 8, 2014
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  18. lokiCML

    lokiCML Post Master General

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    LOL..... The devs are messing with us. That's awesome.
    Why not sideshow?
    lokiCML, March 8, 2014
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  19. tatsujb

    tatsujb Post Master General

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    cannnnn't resiiiiiiiist loosing ....controoool arrg :
    tatsujb, March 8, 2014
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  20. masterofroflness

    masterofroflness Well-Known Member

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    Just call them boobs. There problem solved
    masterofroflness, March 8, 2014
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