Ubies (Results)

Sorry about the wait. I have been busier than I expected, I should have some free time though later today. If not tomorrow for sure.

GC, WHEEEEERE ARE MY UBIES?!

Good amount of them are up on the second post. I have got to go and visit some more family now.

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

Changing my votes
arranged from greatest to least.

Overall:

• Best Player : CrimsonSkull
  
• Best Slayer : Skill,Jeff
  
• Best Bot Player Two Zeroes
  
• Best Communication : AswimmingYoshi
  
• Best Team Leader : Skill

Assault:

• Best Assault : SKILL , Chron
  
• Best Aim : SKILL , Chron
  
• Best use of Bombs : SKILL Chron
  
• Best Callout Responses : SKILL , Chron
  
• Best Job Keeping the Ball Down : SKILL
  
• Most Underrated : Jeremy Doll

Gunner:

• Best Gunner : SKILL , Jeff
  
• Best Aim : Jeff,Skill
  
• Best Map Presence : Skill , Jeff
  
• Best Support Communication Frank Fotaine
  
• Best Gunner Deploy : Scratchy
  
• Most Underrated : Jeremy Doll

Support:

• Best Support : AswimmingYoshi , James Melledy
  
• Best Heals : AswimmingYoshi , James Melledy
  
• Best Airstrikes : Jeremy Doll period!
  
• Best Firebase : James Melledy
  
• Best Gunner Communication : AswimmingYoshi
  
• Most Underrated : James Melledy

Sniper:

• Best Sniper Overall : Jeremy Doll
  
• Best On-Host : Frank Fotaine
  
• Best Off-Host : Jeremy Doll
  
• Best Aim (Overall body and headshots) : Jeremy Doll
  
• Best Traps : Jeremy Doll
  
• Best Headshots : Murky duh
  
• Most Underrated : Jeff

Tank:

• Best Tank : PurpleScratchy Frank Fotaine
  
• Best Railgun : Shammas
  
• Best Jetgun : PurpleScratchy
  
• Best Product Grenade : Frank Fotaine
  
• Best use of Charge : LeadLPmaster
  
• Best Bot Control : PurpleScratchy
  
• Most Underrated : James Melledy

Assassin:

• Best Assassin : Murky Caliber period!
  
• Best Grapples : Yours Truly
  
• Best Juice : Yours Truly
  
• Best Bot Control : Two Zeroes
  
• Sneakiest : Shammas
  
• Best Job Keeping the Ball Down : Shammas
  
• Best Mid-Air Grapples : Yours Truly
  
• Most Underrated : Water On Fire

Misc: 1 Vote Only

• Best Stream Shammas
  
• Best Scratchy (Laggy) : Two Zeroes
  
• Best Rivalry : Skill vs Shammas
  
• Best Rage : Gunked
  
• Best Trash Talk : Jeff <3
  
• Most Positive : Frank Fotaine
  
• Best Team Picker : Skill
  
• Best Job Hitting that Nerve : Skill
  
• Best Lobby Host (setting up the private not hosting the game) : Frank Fotaine
  
• Most Likely to Disconnect : Gunked
  
• Best Play Maker : Teapot Yo
  
• Best New Player : Jump Johnson
  
• Best Local : Kdubz
  
• Most Improvement : Jump Johnson
  
• Most Fun to Play With : Jeremy Doll
  
• Best Private Match Team Name (ex. Money Team, Goldieflock, HardyBoys) : WTS
  
• Most Drunk : Jeff
  
• The Frank Fotaine Award (Best Player that doesn't claw or have a programmable controller) : PurpleScratchy
  
• The Jack of All Trades (Plays Every Class) : Skill, Shammas, Frank, Purple, Jeremy
  
• Most personally influential : RandomToon
  
• "It just wouldn't be the same without you" : RandomToon <3
  
• Happy face award (Always happy win or lose) : Frank Fotaine

Bonus: 5 votes (The 5 players you would most want in your party regardless of skill)

• Best Party Chat Skill, AswimmingYoshi, James Melledy, Jeremy Doll, Murky

How is crimsonskull the best player if he hardly ever plays any more ?
Not to diss an old friend but i havnt seen him play mnc since wts played h&s

Crimson is the best hands down. Even though your must vote for current players. I felt that spot shouldn't be for current players

Best player, but not even considered for any other category. Solid logic.

I feel that the one spot that shouldn't be for current players is the "best player" spot. I followed the rules for other categories.

Everyone gets a trophy!

You MUST be either a child of the late 90s or Canadian.

Best player should be someone who can play every class and be a good leader/captain who encourages others to do better. Does crimson do this?

Pretty subjective huh?

Crimson plays like 2, maybe 3 classes and never talks.

I've always liked that guy.

The classes he does play he's the bomb at them.

so you vote Shammas? I didnt think it was possible to be more STUPID than scratch.

Ubie check?

I vote Shammas because compared to last year he is the complete opposite of what he was in terms of leadership and playing any class. If you'd step up that way skill id pick you but the real hawkhade had to do that for your team when you let them down.

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